Reply to: I said I wouldn't, but...

[Money Money Money]

During a BlowJob?

HTH

[cojak]

[NotAllThere]

it was too tempting. I've just sent my cv off for a juicy contract in Switzerland

How do I explain this to MrC?

Hmmm... tricky...

Easy. Reject the offer and tell him that you couldn't bear to be parted.

Now - stop jumping into MY contract pool. Blasted Ausländerinen.

[cailin maith]

Really?

Yep

[Churchill]

I like your thinking!!

Really?

[cailin maith]

Tell him you've applied for a gig in London.

When you secure the job, tell him they're sending you to Switzerland for the first 2 weeks, for training.

Then tell him "Grrrrrrr!!!!! You're not going to bloody believe this!!!!! They've gone and said I have to be based in Switzerland!!!! I dont believe it!!!" etc etc.
Tell him you're furious with them and will look for something else closer to home mmediately...but dont find anything.

Doddle

I like your thinking!!

[Sysman]

it was too tempting. I've just sent my cv off for a juicy contract in Switzerland

How do I explain this to MrC?

Hmmm... tricky...

United Kingdom Pounds	 	Switzerland Francs
1 GBP = 1.77878 CHF	 	1 CHF = 0.562184 GBP

HTH

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[zara_backdog]

Tell him you've applied for a gig in London.

When you secure the job, tell him they're sending you to Switzerland for the first 2 weeks, for training.

Then tell him "Grrrrrrr!!!!! You're not going to bloody believe this!!!!! They've gone and said I have to be based in Switzerland!!!! I dont believe it!!!" etc etc.
Tell him you're furious with them and will look for something else closer to home mmediately...but dont find anything.

Doddle

I like your style

[BlasterBates]

If you're a fairly quiet type that just sits in front of the telly and vegitates you could consider having a latex doll made that looks like you. You could arrange for the neighbours to move it around during the day to make it look more realistic.

[SallyAnne]

Tell him you've applied for a gig in London.

When you secure the job, tell him they're sending you to Switzerland for the first 2 weeks, for training.

Then tell him "Grrrrrrr!!!!! You're not going to bloody believe this!!!!! They've gone and said I have to be based in Switzerland!!!! I dont believe it!!!" etc etc.
Tell him you're furious with them and will look for something else closer to home mmediately...but dont find anything.

Doddle

[cojak]

Hmmm... that could be a goer...

(Probably a bit too quick to assume I've got the contract/s but I like a positive attitude to life... )

[EternalOptimist]

Phone him

'Hello dear, remember that waiter that I was ogling last year, well I got an email from him. We just spent the day having the most fantastic sex. I found out too late that he had filmed the whole thing and the video is going on sale from tomorrow. Hope you dont mind seeing me doing the H , but I had to sort of go along with the mood.
The doctor said the rash should be gone soon.
The Police reckon I wont go to jail, probably. And the house should be safe, probably'

'Actually I made all that up, but my new contract in Switzerland doesn't sound all that bad now, does it ?'

[Tensai]

it was too tempting. I've just sent my cv off for a juicy contract in Switzerland

How do I explain this to MrC?

Hmmm... tricky...

Following the principle of Sod's Law, as you cannot realistically accept the role you have a very high probability of actually being offered it. Inversely, anything within an easy commute is almost definitely a non-starter.

HTH

[ratewhore]

A sudden rush of suitable jobs have suddenly appeared...

London - Yes.
Switzerland - YES!
Norwich - oh, go on then, if I must...

Paid in Euros, let me think...

[cojak]

A sudden rush of suitable jobs have suddenly appeared...

London - Yes.
Switzerland - YES!
Norwich - oh, go on then, if I must...