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Previously on "Bleurgh – got p!ssed on!"

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by Clippy View Post
    Who you trying to kid, your a simpleton so your always smiling and laughing for no apparent reason.

    P.S. Since when have chippies been based in offices?
    He was probably fixing a broken chair leg. The stuff about being asked for a report referred to them saying, "Haven't you finished that yet? You're in the way."

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  • El_Diablo
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    Originally posted by Clippy View Post
    Who you trying to kid, your a simpleton so your always smiling and laughing for no apparent reason.

    P.S. Since when have chippies been based in offices?

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  • Clippy
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    Originally posted by HRH View Post
    I just laughed really loud in the office, then someone came over and asked about a report, half way through her question I burst out laughing again, the only explanation I had was to show her this thread. Brilliant.

    Does anyone on here come away from reading Wilmslows chronicles and think to themselves, you know what, my life aint that bad after all.
    Who you trying to kid, your a simpleton so your always smiling and laughing for no apparent reason.

    P.S. Since when have chippies been based in offices?

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by HRH View Post
    Wilmslows chronicles
    Like The Sarah Connor Chronicles but with a Wilmslowminator character that can't be bargained with, can't be reasoned with, it doesn't display pity, remorse, intelligence or fear and it absolutely will not stop, ever, until the CUK members die of boredom....

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by HRH View Post
    Does anyone on here come away from reading Wilmslows chronicles and think to themselves, you know what, my life aint that bad after all.
    my crap

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  • HRH
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    I just laughed really loud in the office, then someone came over and asked about a report, half way through her question I burst out laughing again, the only explanation I had was to show her this thread. Brilliant.

    Does anyone on here come away from reading Wilmslows chronicles and think to themselves, you know what, my life aint that bad after all.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Diestl View Post
    Just read this thread and nearly died of laughter.
    Pissed myself laughing, Shirley?

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  • Diestl
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    Just read this thread and nearly died of laughter.

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  • Clippy
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    << Canned laughter >>
    This never fails to make me laugh.

    Wilmslow, are you sure you never appeared on On the Buses?

    Blakey: I'll get you for this Butler.... aaah

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    At the gents in the reception area – this guy comes in and stands int eh very close pot next to me – next thing I knew I was getting sprayed on my foot!

    That has to be the grossest thing.
    was it him or you? maybe while straining to catch a glimpse of his todger you missed...

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  • BrilloPad
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    anyone ever played urinal.exe?

    http://www.soimmature.com/sub_pages/...and_games.html

    NSFW

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  • NotAllThere
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    Bleurgh – got p!ssed on!
    P!ssed on what? I got drunk on Jägermeister once... I felt pretty bleurgh afterwards.

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  • Board Game Geek
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    You should count yourself fortunate Wilmslow.

    The bloke was actually doing you a favour.

    Urine Therapy (SFW)

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  • TimberWolf
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    Some people need toilet training. You have to aim tangent to the nice curved bit, not at a bottom or a flat face. Tell him he should use a sheepee since his weener is obviously too small to aim with. This would never have happened had you used the sink though.

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  • Pondlife
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    echo?

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