Bleurgh – got p!ssed on!

[Wilmslow]

At the gents in the reception area – this guy comes in and stands int eh very close pot next to me – next thing I knew I was getting sprayed on my foot!

That has to be the grossest thing.

[DimPrawn]

Sorry mate, hard to handle the "beast" sometimes, especially after a good session.

[sasguru]

Went to this non-entity company in the middle of nowhere. While I was waiting in reception needed a waz so went to the loo. There was this spazzo geek with a dank long hair and acne. He looked so gormless I pissed all over his cheap trainers just for a laugh.
The weakling just took it and ran away crying.

[Xenophon]

Wilmslow is awarded the biggest loser of the world award.

[Chugnut]

Went to this non-entity company in the middle of nowhere. While I was waiting in reception needed a waz so went to the loo. There was this spazzo geek with a dank long hair and acne. He looked so gormless I pissed all over his cheap trainers just for a laugh.
The weakling just bent over and took it and ran away crying.

[Lucy]

Sorry mate, hard to handle the "beast" sometimes, especially after a good session.

I don't think it was someone's dog, prawn.

[DiscoStu]

<< Canned laughter >>

[Sockpuppet]

Wilmslow is awarded the biggest loser of the world award.

How many geek points does that carry

[Xenophon]

How many geek points does that carry

+1

Xeno Geek Points have a certain kudos. I'd hate to compromise that by awarding a thousand to Wilmslow for simply getting wee-weed on.

[Ruprect]

Went to this non-entity company in the middle of nowhere. While I was waiting in reception needed a waz so went to the loo. There was this spazzo geek with a dank long hair and acne. He looked so gormless I pissed all over his cheap trainers just for a laugh.
The weakling just took it and ran away crying.

Wow! what a nice person you are! And what a sophisticated sense of humour!