Bleurgh – got p!ssed on!

[Marina]

At the gents in the reception area – this guy comes in and stands int eh very close pot next to me – next thing I knew I was getting sprayed on my foot!

That has to be the grossest thing.

Could that be some kind of gay code thing?

I mean the fact he stood next to you sounds dubious (unless there were only two bowls there).

Glad I don't have that problem - being pissed on would make me pissed off!

[Marina]

(dup of previous message - why doesn't edit show up the glyphs? )

[Pondlife]

echo?

[TimberWolf]

Some people need toilet training. You have to aim tangent to the nice curved bit, not at a bottom or a flat face. Tell him he should use a sheepee since his weener is obviously too small to aim with. This would never have happened had you used the sink though.

[Board Game Geek]

You should count yourself fortunate Wilmslow.

The bloke was actually doing you a favour.

Urine Therapy (SFW)

[NotAllThere]

Bleurgh – got p!ssed on!

P!ssed on what? I got drunk on Jägermeister once... I felt pretty bleurgh afterwards.

[BrilloPad]

anyone ever played urinal.exe?

http://www.soimmature.com/sub_pages/...and_games.html

NSFW

[BrilloPad]

At the gents in the reception area – this guy comes in and stands int eh very close pot next to me – next thing I knew I was getting sprayed on my foot!

That has to be the grossest thing.

was it him or you? maybe while straining to catch a glimpse of his todger you missed...

[Clippy]

<< Canned laughter >>

This never fails to make me laugh.

Wilmslow, are you sure you never appeared on On the Buses?

Blakey: I'll get you for this Butler.... aaah

[Diestl]

Just read this thread and nearly died of laughter.