Reply to: The "Ask BrilloPad" thread.

[BrilloPad]

Trump, what do you think of Brillo?

Don't you want the ask Trump thread?

Or do you want to know what I think of Trump?

That is too serious for a jokey response. He needs psychological help. Much like WTFH....

[BrilloPad]

was brexit a good idea?

After One Direction broke up it was inevitable.

[GJABS]

Trump, what do you think of Brillo?

[tiggat]

was brexit a good idea?

[WTFH]

...only WTFH's wife seems to like me...

There's a big difference between "like" and "tolerate while plotting a painful way to murder you without being caught", but unless you get to know her better, you'll never spot the subtle nuanced differences in her facial expressions.

[BrilloPad]

((sulks away with a case of the blue balls))
Though I should clarify that I didn't ask for rep, but merely asked whether you were the only one who can give it to me

Stop tea-bagging after the wife has been eating blueberries.

I expect plenty of posters who are far wittier than me have already -ve repped you.

Or maybe you are just boring as hell? I mean I am incredibly boring(only WTFH's wife seems to like me) and I still get rep. Occasionally. Maybe people just feel sad for me?

[SueEllen]

Brillo what do you think of Trump?

[BrilloPad]

Brillo - why have you changed your avatar? One Harry preferred the previous version.

It was Harry who advised it. Out with the old, in with the new. What, what.

[northernladyuk]

Sorry but I cannot masturbate you right now - I am too busy masturbating WTFH's wife.

And isn't asking for rep a bannable offence? Or is it just that everyone -ve reps you?

Actually I think such a good question deserves a serious answer. Whenever admin changes the rules for measuring how a new poster knows which posters to listen to, I decide to wreck the system. Whether it is post counts, likes, thanks, rep or whatever admin dreams up next. A very sad hobby - however it stops me cycling round the city trying to run over pedestrians.

I delete posts from the Counting Thread for the same reason.

[GJABS]

((sulks away with a case of the blue balls))
Though I should clarify that I didn't ask for rep, but merely asked whether you were the only one who can give it to me

[PhiltheGreek]

Brillo - why have you changed your avatar? One Harry preferred the previous version.

[BrilloPad]

Dear Brillo, I love masturbation, but I find I am unable to give myself rep.
Are you the only one who can do it for me?

Sorry but I cannot masturbate you right now - I am too busy masturbating WTFH's wife.

And isn't asking for rep a bannable offence? Or is it just that everyone -ve reps you?

Actually I think such a good question deserves a serious answer. Whenever admin changes the rules for measuring how a new poster knows which posters to listen to, I decide to wreck the system. Whether it is post counts, likes, thanks, rep or whatever admin dreams up next. A very sad hobby - however it stops me cycling round the city trying to run over pedestrians.

[GJABS]

Dear Brillo, I love masturbation, but I find I am unable to give myself rep.
Are you the only one who can do it for me?

[WTFH]

Like your wife then.

Like her?

I bloody well love her.

[BrilloPad]

That's cause he's obsessed with it.

Like your wife then.