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Previously on "What's Your Party Trick ?"
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I do a darth vader impression by sucking an empty pint glass over my mouth and saying "Luke my son, search your feelings you know them to be true..."
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LOATHSOME. I hate knuckle crackers. They should be rounded up in concentration camps and starved to death.
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I can open crown top bottles with my teeth. Mrs Bob has banned me from doing it in her presence though.
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Originally posted by Board Game Geek View PostObject reading is mine., which really spooks folks out. Dead easy really.
Cracking knuckles is also a good one (there is a trick to this which looks like you are cracking them, but in fact you are not)
I can spin plates on my antennae
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I used to put a condom up my nose and take it out through my mouth - I did it in a bar once and made a waitress drop her tray full of drinks then got kicked out
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Originally posted by tay View PostIs that actually a party trick? I thought it was just being so drunk you cant tell one end of a ciggie form another?
Originally posted by tay View PostIf that counts... I have a party trick my wife really hates as well... "sorry what do mean wrong place?"
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostThat is quite good, I need my hands for the final inch or so. One of these days i'll have to get some nail clippers
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostThey always win at the cornflake packet game. Last time we played a female friend could pick a bottle to up, incredible
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostAre we talking without aid from your hands?
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They always win at the cornflake packet game. Last time we played a female friend could pick a bottle to up, incredible
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