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What's Your Party Trick ?

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    #41
    LOATHSOME. I hate knuckle crackers. They should be rounded up in concentration camps and starved to death.
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      #42
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      I'm a Software Engineer, not a glorified clerk(Database Programmer)!


      When insulting the filing clerks, make sure you hold up (2^1 + 2^2) if British, or just 2^2 if American

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        #43
        I do a darth vader impression by sucking an empty pint glass over my mouth and saying "Luke my son, search your feelings you know them to be true..."

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          #44
          Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
          I do a darth vader impression by sucking an empty pint glass over my mouth and saying "Luke my son, search your feelings you know them to be true..."
          Is the mis-quote deliberate, then?
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            #45
            Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
            Is the mis-quote deliberate, then?
            Of course, and that is why I would do it with an empty glass.

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