The old compresion trick for anyone drinking alcohol out of a bottle, never fails to get a laugh!
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Ooo not heard of that one, pray tell ?Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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You know the one where you tap their bottle hard with your beer glass and it all froths out of said bottle!?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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If drunk enough I can count to...zip...2047 and solve any problem no matter how intractable.Comment
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I usually stick to the "you want to see my elephant" impression? and also being sick in the punch bowl.
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I'm a Software Engineer, not a glorified clerk(Database Programmer)!Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
That must come in REALLY handy!!Comment
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I dunno... most people I know can't...Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I can confirm after checking that I cannot, I can also confirm that due to said experiment my chances of a contract renewal have dipped by 2.56%I dunno... most people I know can't...
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I'll have to show people down the pub tonight then, after frothing all their beer.Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
Are we talking without aid from your hands?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Putting both feet in is difficult. Apparently women can touch their toes while standing against a wall. Or are better at it, something like that. Not quite sure how that one works now. But try it anyway.I thought everyone can get their foot to their mouthComment
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Probably something to do with their hips and pelvis.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostComment
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