What's Your Party Trick ?

[cailin maith]

You mean claws....


I used to do an Elvis impersonation, but have since discovered I just sounded like a drunk guy mumbling

paws!

[tay]

If it's a party full of one-legged dwarfs, I start fights for a laugh

Thats shortist! And leggist!!!!!!

[SallyAnne]

I used to do an Elvis impersonation, but have since discovered I just sounded like a drunk guy mumbling

Much like you do on here then?



(I winked, therefore I am not really being a bitch. HTH)

[Board Game Geek]

I can count to 1023 on my fingers very quickly

Clever...using each finger in binary mode..1.2.4.8.16 etc...

So therefore you hold out each finger and say "1", "1", "1", etc....

[SallyAnne]

I can count to 1023 on my fingers very quickly.

That must come in REALLY handy!!

[tay]

Much like you do on here then?



(I winked, therefore I am not really being a bitch. HTH)

I liked you more when I was on your ignore list. Put me back immediately you evil ginger wench!

[TheFaQQer]

If I'm drunk enough, I have been known to put a cigarette out on my tongue.

[cailin maith]

If I'm drunk enough, I have been known to put a cigarette out on my tongue.

[Bagpuss]

If my mouth was big enough... whole foot!

toenails!!

I thought everyone can get their foot to their mouth , and in some cases put behind their head?

The old compresion trick for anyone drinking alcohol out of a bottle, never fails to get a laugh!

[tay]

If I'm drunk enough, I have been known to put a cigarette out on my tongue.

Is that actually a party trick? I thought it was just being so drunk you cant tell one end of a ciggie form another?

If that counts... I have a party trick my wife really hates as well... "sorry what do mean wrong place?"