Reply to: What's Your Party Trick ?

[FiveTimes]

Is the mis-quote deliberate, then?

Of course, and that is why I would do it with an empty glass.

[TheFaQQer]

I do a darth vader impression by sucking an empty pint glass over my mouth and saying "Luke my son, search your feelings you know them to be true..."

Is the mis-quote deliberate, then?

[FiveTimes]

I do a darth vader impression by sucking an empty pint glass over my mouth and saying "Luke my son, search your feelings you know them to be true..."

[NickFitz]

I'm a Software Engineer, not a glorified clerk(Database Programmer)!

When insulting the filing clerks, make sure you hold up (2^1 + 2^2) if British, or just 2^2 if American

[xoggoth]

LOATHSOME. I hate knuckle crackers. They should be rounded up in concentration camps and starved to death.

[Cowboy Bob]

I can open crown top bottles with my teeth. Mrs Bob has banned me from doing it in her presence though.

[Chantho]

Object reading is mine., which really spooks folks out. Dead easy really.
Cracking knuckles is also a good one (there is a trick to this which looks like you are cracking them, but in fact you are not)

Chan

I can spin plates on my antennae

[Jog On]

I used to put a condom up my nose and take it out through my mouth - I did it in a bar once and made a waitress drop her tray full of drinks then got kicked out

[TheFaQQer]

Is that actually a party trick? I thought it was just being so drunk you cant tell one end of a ciggie form another?

No, it's a deliberate act, rather than just lighting the wrong end. It takes some doing, and it's been a while since I've done it.

If that counts... I have a party trick my wife really hates as well... "sorry what do mean wrong place?"

[cailin maith]

That is quite good, I need my hands for the final inch or so. One of these days i'll have to get some nail clippers

[Bagpuss]

Yep!

That is quite good, I need my hands for the final inch or so. One of these days i'll have to get some nail clippers

[cailin maith]

They always win at the cornflake packet game. Last time we played a female friend could pick a bottle to up, incredible

With their feet?

[cailin maith]

Are we talking without aid from your hands?

Yep!

[Charles Foster Kane]

paws!

Hooves.

[Bagpuss]

They always win at the cornflake packet game. Last time we played a female friend could pick a bottle to up, incredible