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  • Moose423956
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    I had a search on Friday when I was at the airport to see what you could have profaned, but fell asleep reading the first thread.

    When is the next CUK holiday???
    No time like the present. It is half-term after all.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    You may be right....

    www.tek-tips.com

    www.eng-tips.com

    I had a search on Friday when I was at the airport to see what you could have profaned, but fell asleep reading the first thread.

    When is the next CUK holiday???

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  • DaveB
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    I'm not sure it's really the kind of place we would want to hang out anyway if they have this on the front page...

    INTELLIGENT WORK FORUMS
    FOR COMPUTER PROFESSIONALS
    The first two words put me right off, and I'm pretty sure there are a number of posters here who would find the bar set a little high by the last two

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    There's a thread about some numpty who got caught with kiddie porn that some other gimp had downloaded.

    The DA was going for broke & trying for a 20 year sentence.

    The deal on offer for the numpty was 9 years reduced to 7 for good behaviour.

    For an offence that someone else had committed.

    I merely commented that I'd rather be fecking dead and that I'd take the fecking gimp down with me when I went.

    Seems perfectly reasonable to me.

    However I had an email this morning saying don't use profane language... to which I replied, if you don't like it, then ban me & see if I give a tulip.

    Still awaiting developments.
    Sounds like we need a CUK holiday to show them how it's really done...

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  • xoggoth
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    I never swear. Shame on you, you ***.

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  • BoredBloke
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    Teets - was she a dog or something?

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  • Hevra
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Zeity .... you're so manly!!
    /swoon

    Hevra

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  • Zorba
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Lizardly, please, Lizardly...
    Scaly?

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Lizardly, please, Lizardly...
    Oh yeah!!

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    to which I replied, if you don't like it, then ban me & see if I give a tulip.
    Zeity .... you're so manly!!

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  • DS23
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    I've just got banned from Eng-tips and Tek-tips for profanity....




    I'm so pleased.
    and what did you profane?

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    I've just got banned from Eng-tips and Tek-tips for profanity....




    I'm so pleased.
    Zeity - are you cheating on us with other fora?

    I feel so used.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
    Don't knock it until you've tried it.

    By the way, what happened with your bit of adultery the other day?
    It was a cunning and subtle joke. There was no date.

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  • Bagpuss
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    Haddaway and sh1te man

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    1/ finger shaking

    2/ First date teets out at the pictures
    Stop saying teets!!!!!!!!

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