Originally posted by zeitghost
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Teets - was she a dog or something?Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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I never swear. Shame on you, you ***.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Originally posted by zeitghostThere's a thread about some numpty who got caught with kiddie porn that some other gimp had downloaded.
The DA was going for broke & trying for a 20 year sentence.
The deal on offer for the numpty was 9 years reduced to 7 for good behaviour.
For an offence that someone else had committed.
I merely commented that I'd rather be fecking dead and that I'd take the fecking gimp down with me when I went.
Seems perfectly reasonable to me.
However I had an email this morning saying don't use profane language... to which I replied, if you don't like it, then ban me & see if I give a tulip.
Still awaiting developments.Comment
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I'm not sure it's really the kind of place we would want to hang out anyway if they have this on the front page...
INTELLIGENT WORK FORUMS
FOR COMPUTER PROFESSIONALS"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost
When is the next CUK holiday???Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI had a search on Friday when I was at the airport to see what you could have profaned, but fell asleep reading the first thread.
When is the next CUK holiday???Comment
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