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    CUK classic posts thread

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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    I can see it now:


    Moose> FU bitch, I'm off
    OtherWoman> WTF???!?!1!! F off u luser!
    OtherWoman> I never want to see ur stinking antlers again!!!1!!
    *** OtherWoman has left left MooseRoom
    Moose> OMFG wrong window!!!1! pwned :-(


    CUK classic!
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    #2
    Don't knock it until you've tried it.

    By the way, what happened with your bit of adultery the other day?

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      #3
      1/ finger shaking

      2/ First date teets out at the pictures
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #4
        Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
        1/ finger shaking

        2/ First date teets out at the pictures
        Stop saying teets!!!!!!!!
        The pope is a tard.

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          #5
          Haddaway and sh1te man
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
            Don't knock it until you've tried it.

            By the way, what happened with your bit of adultery the other day?
            It was a cunning and subtle joke. There was no date.
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              #7
              Originally posted by zeitghost
              I've just got banned from Eng-tips and Tek-tips for profanity....




              I'm so pleased.
              Zeity - are you cheating on us with other fora?

              I feel so used.
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                #8
                Originally posted by zeitghost
                I've just got banned from Eng-tips and Tek-tips for profanity....




                I'm so pleased.
                and what did you profane?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  to which I replied, if you don't like it, then ban me & see if I give a tulip.
                  Zeity .... you're so manly!!
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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                    Originally posted by zeitghost
                    Lizardly, please, Lizardly...
                    Oh yeah!!
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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