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    #11
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Lizardly, please, Lizardly...
    Scaly?

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      #12
      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      Zeity .... you're so manly!!
      /swoon

      Hevra

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        #13
        Teets - was she a dog or something?
        Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

        I preferred version 1!

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          #14
          I never swear. Shame on you, you ***.
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
          John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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            #15
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            There's a thread about some numpty who got caught with kiddie porn that some other gimp had downloaded.

            The DA was going for broke & trying for a 20 year sentence.

            The deal on offer for the numpty was 9 years reduced to 7 for good behaviour.

            For an offence that someone else had committed.

            I merely commented that I'd rather be fecking dead and that I'd take the fecking gimp down with me when I went.

            Seems perfectly reasonable to me.

            However I had an email this morning saying don't use profane language... to which I replied, if you don't like it, then ban me & see if I give a tulip.

            Still awaiting developments.
            Sounds like we need a CUK holiday to show them how it's really done...
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              #16
              I'm not sure it's really the kind of place we would want to hang out anyway if they have this on the front page...

              INTELLIGENT WORK FORUMS
              FOR COMPUTER PROFESSIONALS
              The first two words put me right off, and I'm pretty sure there are a number of posters here who would find the bar set a little high by the last two
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                #17
                Originally posted by zeitghost
                You may be right....

                www.tek-tips.com

                www.eng-tips.com

                I had a search on Friday when I was at the airport to see what you could have profaned, but fell asleep reading the first thread.

                When is the next CUK holiday???
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                  #18
                  Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                  I had a search on Friday when I was at the airport to see what you could have profaned, but fell asleep reading the first thread.

                  When is the next CUK holiday???
                  No time like the present. It is half-term after all.

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