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Don't knock it until you've tried it.
By the way, what happened with your bit of adultery the other day? -
1/ finger shaking
2/ First date teets out at the picturesThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Stop saying teets!!!!!!!!Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post1/ finger shaking
2/ First date teets out at the pictures
The pope is a tard.Comment
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Haddaway and sh1te manThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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It was a cunning and subtle joke. There was no date.Originally posted by wendigo100 View PostDon't knock it until you've tried it.
By the way, what happened with your bit of adultery the other day?Comment
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Zeity - are you cheating on us with other fora?Originally posted by zeitghostI've just got banned from Eng-tips and Tek-tips for profanity....

I'm so pleased.




I feel so used.Comment
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and what did you profane?Originally posted by zeitghostI've just got banned from Eng-tips and Tek-tips for profanity....

I'm so pleased.




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Zeity .... you're so manly!!Originally posted by zeitghostto which I replied, if you don't like it, then ban me & see if I give a tulip.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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Oh yeah!!Originally posted by zeitghostLizardly, please, Lizardly...
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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