Reply to: CUK classic posts thread

[Moose423956]

I had a search on Friday when I was at the airport to see what you could have profaned, but fell asleep reading the first thread.

When is the next CUK holiday???

No time like the present. It is half-term after all.

[TheFaQQer]

You may be right....

www.tek-tips.com

www.eng-tips.com

I had a search on Friday when I was at the airport to see what you could have profaned, but fell asleep reading the first thread.

When is the next CUK holiday???

[DaveB]

I'm not sure it's really the kind of place we would want to hang out anyway if they have this on the front page...

INTELLIGENT WORK FORUMS
FOR COMPUTER PROFESSIONALS

The first two words put me right off, and I'm pretty sure there are a number of posters here who would find the bar set a little high by the last two

[TheFaQQer]

There's a thread about some numpty who got caught with kiddie porn that some other gimp had downloaded.

The DA was going for broke & trying for a 20 year sentence.

The deal on offer for the numpty was 9 years reduced to 7 for good behaviour.

For an offence that someone else had committed.

I merely commented that I'd rather be fecking dead and that I'd take the fecking gimp down with me when I went.

Seems perfectly reasonable to me.

However I had an email this morning saying don't use profane language... to which I replied, if you don't like it, then ban me & see if I give a tulip.

Still awaiting developments.

Sounds like we need a CUK holiday to show them how it's really done...

[xoggoth]

I never swear. Shame on you, you ***.

[BoredBloke]

Teets - was she a dog or something?

[Hevra]

Zeity .... you're so manly!!

/swoon

Hevra

[Zorba]

Lizardly, please, Lizardly...

Scaly?

[cailin maith]

Lizardly, please, Lizardly...

Oh yeah!!

[cailin maith]

to which I replied, if you don't like it, then ban me & see if I give a tulip.

Zeity .... you're so manly!!

[DS23]

I've just got banned from Eng-tips and Tek-tips for profanity....




I'm so pleased.

and what did you profane?

[TheFaQQer]

I've just got banned from Eng-tips and Tek-tips for profanity....




I'm so pleased.

Zeity - are you cheating on us with other fora?

I feel so used.

[TheFaQQer]

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

By the way, what happened with your bit of adultery the other day?

It was a cunning and subtle joke. There was no date.

[Bagpuss]

Haddaway and sh1te man

[SallyAnne]

1/ finger shaking

2/ First date teets out at the pictures

Stop saying teets!!!!!!!!