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zeitghost replied

1 October 2007, 14:54
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Watch it sunshine!

Wooof! Wooof!

A dog is for dinner, not just for Xmas...

50 million Koreans can't be wrong...
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DBA_bloke replied

1 October 2007, 14:44
Originally posted by zeitghost View Post

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Very toothsome, dog...

I have decided to kill & eat it myself. Sorry.
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Churchill replied

1 October 2007, 14:21
Originally posted by zeitghost View Post

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Very toothsome, dog...

Watch it sunshine!
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zeitghost replied

1 October 2007, 13:53
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Very toothsome, dog...
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DBA_bloke replied

1 October 2007, 13:52
Originally posted by zeitghost View Post

Is it the kind of dog one might eat for dinner?

Yes! All yours.
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zeitghost replied

1 October 2007, 13:50
Is it the kind of dog one might eat for dinner?
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DBA_bloke replied

1 October 2007, 13:40
Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post

I killed a rather irritating neighbour last year and as usual I got away with it.
I used an axe this time, very messy and wouldn't recommend it.

A crisp fiver is yours if you top my twatty neighbour who has a noisy dog.
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wendigo100 replied

1 October 2007, 13:39
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

There was a similar situation to that in a village near where I gre up. Denshaw.

The farmer offed his wife and the bloke she was seeing.

Another murdering Farmer was "Tony Martin".

That's the fourth and fifth murdering farmers in this thread... I think we're on to something.
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zeitghost replied

1 October 2007, 13:11
Originally posted by IR35 Avoider View Post

In the USA one of the arguments against the death penalty is that life imprisonment is actually cheaper, once you take into account the cost of appeals against death sentences and the cost of time spent on death-row. (I'm not saying that would be the case here if we had the death penalty, it's just an interesting fact...)

That's coz they stay on death row for decades.

In this country it was over & done with in 3 weeks.
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zeitghost replied

1 October 2007, 13:11
Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post

I killed a rather irritating neighbour last year and as usual I got away with it.
I used an axe this time, very messy and wouldn't recommend it.

Chainsaws are better, much less effort (once you get the bugger started).

HTH.
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Churchill replied

1 October 2007, 12:58
Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post

I killed a rather irritating neighbour last year and as usual I got away with it.
I used an axe this time, very messy and wouldn't recommend it.

Try a dagger down through the top of the skull.

Not too much blood and pretty silent.
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BlasterBates replied

1 October 2007, 12:54
I killed a rather irritating neighbour last year and as usual I got away with it.
I used an axe this time, very messy and wouldn't recommend it.
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Churchill replied

1 October 2007, 12:37
Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post

Coincidentally ... a farmer who drinks at my local killed his wife about seven years ago for having an affair and taunting him about it.

The judge and jury obviously decided she had it coming so he was only sentenced to a few years and he's been out for two or three.

Anybody else know any murdering farmers?

There was a similar situation to that in a village near where I gre up. Denshaw.

The farmer offed his wife and the bloke she was seeing.

Another murdering Farmer was "Tony Martin".
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IR35 Avoider replied

1 October 2007, 12:34
Originally posted by zeitghost View Post

It's not funny that instead of paying for 6 feet of rope, we paid to keep the scrote in a cell for 10 years...

In the USA one of the arguments against the death penalty is that life imprisonment is actually cheaper, once you take into account the cost of appeals against death sentences and the cost of time spent on death-row. (I'm not saying that would be the case here if we had the death penalty, it's just an interesting fact...)
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IR35 Avoider replied

1 October 2007, 12:25
Originally posted by beaker View Post

It wasn't his fault the bloke had a brittle bone condition though. He probably would have been let off with a warning if the guy only had a few cuts and bruises.

Not that I go around punching people in the face. But in light of recent events I might consider it

Apparently there is a legal principle that "you take your victim as you find him" which means that someone-else's brittle bones become the puncher's problem, in this scenario.

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