Anyone here mudered anyone?

[Churchill]

I killed a rather irritating neighbour last year and as usual I got away with it.
I used an axe this time, very messy and wouldn't recommend it.

Try a dagger down through the top of the skull.

Not too much blood and pretty silent.

[zeitghost]

I killed a rather irritating neighbour last year and as usual I got away with it.
I used an axe this time, very messy and wouldn't recommend it.

Chainsaws are better, much less effort (once you get the bugger started).

HTH.

[zeitghost]

In the USA one of the arguments against the death penalty is that life imprisonment is actually cheaper, once you take into account the cost of appeals against death sentences and the cost of time spent on death-row. (I'm not saying that would be the case here if we had the death penalty, it's just an interesting fact...)

That's coz they stay on death row for decades.

In this country it was over & done with in 3 weeks.

[wendigo100]

There was a similar situation to that in a village near where I gre up. Denshaw.

The farmer offed his wife and the bloke she was seeing.

Another murdering Farmer was "Tony Martin".

That's the fourth and fifth murdering farmers in this thread... I think we're on to something.

[DBA_bloke]

I killed a rather irritating neighbour last year and as usual I got away with it.
I used an axe this time, very messy and wouldn't recommend it.

A crisp fiver is yours if you top my twatty neighbour who has a noisy dog.

[zeitghost]

Is it the kind of dog one might eat for dinner?

[DBA_bloke]

Is it the kind of dog one might eat for dinner?

Yes! All yours.

[zeitghost]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Very toothsome, dog...

[Churchill]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Very toothsome, dog...

Watch it sunshine!

[DBA_bloke]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Very toothsome, dog...

I have decided to kill & eat it myself. Sorry.