You don't have to say who, where you hid the body or when the offence took place, but just wondered if anyone here was into Homicide?
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not yet, but can think of several who need murdering...
watch this space!I didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you! -
Does killing people for food count as murder? It's just that I've got this lizardy friend...
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I know a guy who was having a pee in a park toilet when someone came in and made a suggestive comment to him, he flipped and punched the bloke out, the next day he found out the bloke had died as he had a brittle bone condition and the punch killed him.
He handed himself in and got a few years for manslaughter, he is now known in our local as 'Craig the murderer'.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Yep
That's why I'm on the bench. On the positive side I've got a good reason why he can't provide a reference.Comment
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worryingly, this question is the sort that would be actually answered seriously on this boardThe proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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It wasn't his fault the bloke had a brittle bone condition though. He probably would have been let off with a warning if the guy only had a few cuts and bruises.Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostI know a guy who was having a pee in a park toilet when someone came in and made a suggestive comment to him, he flipped and punched the bloke out, the next day he found out the bloke had died as he had a brittle bone condition and the punch killed him.
He handed himself in and got a few years for manslaughter, he is now known in our local as 'Craig the murderer'.
Not that I go around punching people in the face. But in light of recent events I might consider itDon't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.Comment
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I ran over my neighbour's cat - it had been, rather stupidly, kipping under my car on the drive, and the inevitable happened. I hadn't realized, but my neighbour knocked that evening and pointed to the flat, messy remains on the drive. We never really got on after that.Comment
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should have sued him due to his cat trespassing! i hate catsOriginally posted by DBA_bloke View PostI didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you!Comment
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It was a nice cat, really. I don't think my neighbour could have been that bothered, as its remains were there for weeks.Originally posted by scooby View PostComment
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