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Previously on "Where's the petition?"

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  • Spock
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    Originally posted by Dundeegeorge View Post
    Oi, watch it? Oi, ******* watch it!

    Excuse me, you're not speaking to some wanky untermensch klingon or something, you know. 'Oi', indeed, pull that one on the Lochee road and you might find your phaser a little difficult to retrieve without the aid of KY jelly. Mind you maybe Spock could get it out for you......

    James T and Spock in a galaxy
    k i s s i n g
    boldly going where no man has gone before (snigger)
    May I remind you sir, that Vulcans do not kiss.

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  • DBA_bloke
    replied
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    "What is it Mr Scott?"

    "I dunno laddie, but it's green"...

    As all good things should be...
    Apart from Lord Farrow's head.

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  • James Tiberius Kirk
    replied
    Originally posted by Dundeegeorge View Post
    Oi, watch it? Oi, ******* watch it!

    Excuse me, you're not speaking to some wanky untermensch klingon or something, you know. 'Oi', indeed, pull that one on the Lochee road and you might find your phaser a little difficult to retrieve without the aid of KY jelly. Mind you maybe Spock could get it out for you......

    James T and Spock in a galaxy
    k i s s i n g
    boldly going where no man has gone before (snigger)
    We had similar problems with Scottie after a few drams

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  • James Tiberius Kirk
    replied
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Though this lady has her good points...

    http://ufoseries.com/character/skyOp.jpg

    Shocking the things they put on the telly in the 70s...
    That was the only reason for watching UFO

    Uhura's are bigger and firmer .. allegedly

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  • KathyWoolfe
    replied
    What's so strange about purple hair - you can see it all the time up here in Scotland, which is as close to being on an alien planet as you can get without actually being on an alien planet

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  • Dundeegeorge
    replied
    Originally posted by James Tiberius Kirk View Post
    Oi! watch it
    Oi, watch it? Oi, ******* watch it!

    Excuse me, you're not speaking to some wanky untermensch klingon or something, you know. 'Oi', indeed, pull that one on the Lochee road and you might find your phaser a little difficult to retrieve without the aid of KY jelly. Mind you maybe Spock could get it out for you......

    James T and Spock in a galaxy
    k i s s i n g
    boldly going where no man has gone before (snigger)

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  • EternalOptimist
    replied
    Originally posted by Chantho View Post
    Chan

    Greenism is everywhere, I encounter it all the time.
    Good point
    now get yer alien t1ts oot









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  • Chantho
    replied
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Greenism is an ever present problem with you pinkies/brownies/blackies/yellowies...

    I get nothing like the same problem with Orion Slave Girls...

    I'm thinking of getting The Master to generate a virus to turn you all Green.
    Chan

    Greenism is everywhere, I encounter it all the time.

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  • James Tiberius Kirk
    replied
    Originally posted by Dundeegeorge View Post
    Have you ever encountered speciesism (apart from the war-criminal James T Kirk)?
    Oi! watch it

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  • King Cnvt
    replied
    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    With purple hair for the ladies by any chance?
    http://ilikedirt.googlepages.com/412...led1-large.jpg

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  • DaveB
    replied
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Greenism is an ever present problem with you pinkies/brownies/blackies/yellowies...

    I get nothing like the same problem with Orion Slave Girls...

    I'm thinking of getting The Master to generate a virus to turn you all Green.
    With purple hair for the ladies by any chance?

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  • Dundeegeorge
    replied
    Zeity

    Have you ever encountered speciesism (apart from the war-criminal James T Kirk)?

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  • NotAllThere
    replied
    ...Mr Lewis, who runs a recruiting business from his home...
    Ah, scumbag agent. Throw away the key.

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  • xoggoth
    replied
    Isn't it quite ludicrous that travellers are categorised as a race? Why not any other group with a common way of life, like tramps or surfers?

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  • Zippy
    replied
    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    "He accused the CRE of 'trying to blacken' his character." ??

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