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Oi, watch it? Oi, ******* watch it!Originally posted by James Tiberius Kirk View PostOi! watch it
Excuse me, you're not speaking to some wanky untermensch klingon or something, you know. 'Oi', indeed, pull that one on the Lochee road and you might find your phaser a little difficult to retrieve without the aid of KY jelly. Mind you maybe Spock could get it out for you......
James T and Spock in a galaxy
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What's so strange about purple hair - you can see it all the time up here in Scotland, which is as close to being on an alien planet as you can get without actually being on an alien planet
It's Deja-vu all over again!
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That was the only reason for watching UFOOriginally posted by zeitghostThough this lady has her good points...
http://ufoseries.com/character/skyOp.jpg
Shocking the things they put on the telly in the 70s...
Uhura's are bigger and firmer .. allegedlyComment
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We had similar problems with Scottie after a few dramsOriginally posted by Dundeegeorge View PostOi, watch it? Oi, ******* watch it!
Excuse me, you're not speaking to some wanky untermensch klingon or something, you know. 'Oi', indeed, pull that one on the Lochee road and you might find your phaser a little difficult to retrieve without the aid of KY jelly. Mind you maybe Spock could get it out for you......
James T and Spock in a galaxy
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Apart from Lord Farrow's head.Originally posted by zeitghost"What is it Mr Scott?"
"I dunno laddie, but it's green"...
As all good things should be...
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May I remind you sir, that Vulcans do not kiss.Originally posted by Dundeegeorge View PostOi, watch it? Oi, ******* watch it!
Excuse me, you're not speaking to some wanky untermensch klingon or something, you know. 'Oi', indeed, pull that one on the Lochee road and you might find your phaser a little difficult to retrieve without the aid of KY jelly. Mind you maybe Spock could get it out for you......
James T and Spock in a galaxy
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