Reply to: Where's the petition?

[Spock]

Oi, watch it? Oi, ******* watch it!

Excuse me, you're not speaking to some wanky untermensch klingon or something, you know. 'Oi', indeed, pull that one on the Lochee road and you might find your phaser a little difficult to retrieve without the aid of KY jelly. Mind you maybe Spock could get it out for you......

James T and Spock in a galaxy
k i s s i n g
boldly going where no man has gone before (snigger)

May I remind you sir, that Vulcans do not kiss.

[DBA_bloke]

"What is it Mr Scott?"

"I dunno laddie, but it's green"...

As all good things should be...

Apart from Lord Farrow's head.

[James Tiberius Kirk]

Oi, watch it? Oi, ******* watch it!

Excuse me, you're not speaking to some wanky untermensch klingon or something, you know. 'Oi', indeed, pull that one on the Lochee road and you might find your phaser a little difficult to retrieve without the aid of KY jelly. Mind you maybe Spock could get it out for you......

James T and Spock in a galaxy
k i s s i n g
boldly going where no man has gone before (snigger)

We had similar problems with Scottie after a few drams

[James Tiberius Kirk]

Though this lady has her good points...

http://ufoseries.com/character/skyOp.jpg

Shocking the things they put on the telly in the 70s...

That was the only reason for watching UFO

Uhura's are bigger and firmer .. allegedly

[KathyWoolfe]

What's so strange about purple hair - you can see it all the time up here in Scotland, which is as close to being on an alien planet as you can get without actually being on an alien planet

[Dundeegeorge]

Oi! watch it

Oi, watch it? Oi, ******* watch it!

Excuse me, you're not speaking to some wanky untermensch klingon or something, you know. 'Oi', indeed, pull that one on the Lochee road and you might find your phaser a little difficult to retrieve without the aid of KY jelly. Mind you maybe Spock could get it out for you......

James T and Spock in a galaxy
k i s s i n g
boldly going where no man has gone before (snigger)

[EternalOptimist]

Chan

Greenism is everywhere, I encounter it all the time.

Good point
now get yer alien t1ts oot

[Chantho]

Greenism is an ever present problem with you pinkies/brownies/blackies/yellowies...

I get nothing like the same problem with Orion Slave Girls...

I'm thinking of getting The Master to generate a virus to turn you all Green.

Chan

Greenism is everywhere, I encounter it all the time.

[James Tiberius Kirk]

Have you ever encountered speciesism (apart from the war-criminal James T Kirk)?

Oi! watch it

[King Cnvt]

With purple hair for the ladies by any chance?

http://ilikedirt.googlepages.com/412...led1-large.jpg

[DaveB]

Greenism is an ever present problem with you pinkies/brownies/blackies/yellowies...

I get nothing like the same problem with Orion Slave Girls...

I'm thinking of getting The Master to generate a virus to turn you all Green.

With purple hair for the ladies by any chance?

[Dundeegeorge]

Zeity

Have you ever encountered speciesism (apart from the war-criminal James T Kirk)?

[NotAllThere]

...Mr Lewis, who runs a recruiting business from his home...

Ah, scumbag agent. Throw away the key.

[xoggoth]

Isn't it quite ludicrous that travellers are categorised as a race? Why not any other group with a common way of life, like tramps or surfers?

[Zippy]

I'll sign it...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_west/7012957.stm

"He accused the CRE of 'trying to blacken' his character." ??