Reply to: Anyone done anything weird at work?

[NotAllThere]

Moving stuff around on the teamlead's desk. Every time he left the office we swap a few objects round.

Swapping a couple of keys on the keyboard can be quite entertaining in a peurile way.

[Sysman]

Favourite trick was reversing all the tools on a coworkers bench while they went to the toilet, did it repeatedly eventually he thought he was going mad when his cutters, soldering Iron were on his right instead of his left after the morning visit.

We had a new apprentice fresh from school who needed taking down a peg or two.

I filled his boots with grease, and had no more problems with him after that.

[xoggoth]

Not at work no but used to be exhibitionist in yoof. Best outfit red cord trousers with green crosses on kneees and an Archbishop Makarios hat.

[wendigo100]

I think futbol is a proles game...

Indeed it is. Speaking of which, how's your Vintage Harley Davidson Polo team doing this year, threaded? Are you still top goalscorer?

[threaded]

I hire the best young coach in the world, then hire some mates to make his job impossible! How we all laugh in the boardroom ha ha!

Roman Abramovich

I think futbol is a proles game, but that made me to laugh.

[wendigo100]

I hire the best young coach in the world, then hire some mates to make his job impossible! How we all laugh in the boardroom ha ha!

Roman Abramovich

[MobileCheese]

Drank soup from the drinks machine

[Paddy]

Sent a spoof email a colleague thanking him for subscribing to a porn site emailing list and everyone @ companyname.com will receive the news letters. (Much panic)

Hid under the desk and dragged my colleague by his feet off his chair. (very loud screams)

Put peanut butter on the headphones and pretended I was cleaning the earwax off and then eat it.

[Lucy]

once put a fake turd in the sandwich carousel at Barclays.

Always wondered what they made there...

[EternalOptimist]

once put a fake turd in the sandwich carousel at Barclays.

[thunderlizard]

Every morning I used to go and urinate in a coworker's tea, while he was playing some daft trick with my soldering iron.

[vetran]

Decorating the entire workshop with Sheep including poster size pictures & inflatable ones. They managers weren't sure how to handle that.

Favourite trick was reversing all the tools on a coworkers bench while they went to the toilet, did it repeatedly eventually he thought he was going mad when his cutters, soldering Iron were on his right instead of his left after the morning visit.

[chasingtheaurora]

One job I did (when still a permie) was a little weird.

'Twas called Op GRANBY (Google it). That was pretty weird (not to mention bloody terrifying!).

[beaker]

Good one Lucy!

[cojak]