Reply to: Fancy a free degree theory?

[MarillionFan]

Well this stayed on track well.

[SueEllen]

I'm looking forward to your thesis - "Fat bottom girls - do they make my world go round?"

To be fair such titles get people to read them.

[vetran]

coulrophobic allowed???

you need to avoid mirrors?

[vetran]

hows about 'p1ss off you sad little permie'
that positive enough??

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[sadkingbilly]

Homophobic response removed.

coulrophobic allowed???

[sadkingbilly]

FTFY

Try posting something positive!

hows about 'p1ss off you sad little permie'
that positive enough??

[DoctorStrangelove]

Turdus philomelos or candida albicans?

[vetran]

oh, That's why you're here.

FTFY

Try posting something positive!

[vetran]

Never occurred to this old fart that I could take out a student loan, any other tips on getting free dosh? Wonder if looking after my my little puppet parrot qualifies me for maternity pay.

I'm looking forward to your thesis - "Fat bottom girls - do they make my world go round?"

[sadkingbilly]

Everyone needs something to aspire to...

oh, That's why you're here.

[Zigenare]

In fairness it mentions "successful contractor" so rules out most posters here

Everyone needs something to aspire to...

[SimonMac]

In fairness it mentions "successful contractor" so rules out most posters here

[Smartie]

there has been a bit of a loop hole where older people can take these out and never pay it off[/url]

I submit that if you do not have sufficient income in retirement to pay off a student loan, you are not a proper contractor.
Arranging a decent pension is the easiest thing in the world for us.
if you really want to further your education, you can take courses at the best universities in the world for free.

[edison]

My wife knows someone who is doing this. She's entertained the idea of doing it herself in 2-3 years when she is planning to retire in her mid-50s.

There was a similar wheeze until a few years ago where you could get finance for an MBA through the apprenticeship levy co-funding arrangement with the government. They cracked down on that so MBAs are no longer eligible AFAIK but then some business schools found a way round it.

They introduced a Level 7 Leadership Apprenticeship course which still adhered to the rules. Then upon completion, students could do a top up course to convert their level 7 qualification into an MBA, and voila!

[ladymuck]

Never occurred to this old fart that I could take out a student loan, any other tips on getting free dosh? Wonder if looking after my my little puppet parrot qualifies me for maternity pay.

You might be able to claim carers allowance for all the LL's you entertain