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Previously on "Interesting Fuhrer Akhbar!"

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  • Uncle Albert
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post

    The Hadiths also promise a penis as deep as the sea and never softens,


    Is that for both men & women? If so, who would be the happier?

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post

    The Hadiths also promise a penis as deep as the sea and never softens,


    I see. So essentially the "martyrs" are compensating for something. Maybe we should send supplies of viagra?

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post


    Nor is the gender mentioned...
    The Hadiths also promise a penis as deep as the sea and never softens,



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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Islam has its benefits. I quite like the idea of having 72 virgins when I get to heaven. Mind you, us Satanists can have orgies without snuffing it.

    Nor is the gender mentioned...

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Islam has its benefits. I quite like the idea of having 72 virgins when I get to heaven. Mind you, us Satanists can have orgies without snuffing it.
    Many religions seem attractive otherwise the Naive/faithful wouldn't believe.

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  • xoggoth
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    Islam has its benefits. I quite like the idea of having 72 virgins when I get to heaven. Mind you, us Satanists can have orgies without snuffing it.

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  • vetran
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    Its not "Tomorrow belongs to me" Its Hitler choosing Islam over Christianity. Now if Rishi is up for a quick rendition of Teufelslied....

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  • SueEllen
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    Be careful you don't want to copy the University of Warwick's Tory Association -

    https://news.sky.com/story/warwick-t...-song-13161302

    A Tory student group has apologised after a video reportedly showed its members singing and dancing to a Nazi marching song.

    The clip, taken at a chairman's dinner at the University of Warwick Conservatives Association two weeks ago, shows people singing Erika - a song that was used by the armed forces of Nazi Germany.

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  • vetran
    started a topic Interesting Fuhrer Akhbar!

    Interesting Fuhrer Akhbar!

    https://www.wsj.com/articles/book-re...del-1421441724

    ‘It’s been our misfortune to have the wrong religion,” Hitler complained to his pet architect Albert Speer. “Why did it have to be Christianity, with its meekness and flabbiness?” Islam was a Männerreligion—a “religion of men”—and hygienic too. The “soldiers of Islam” received a warrior’s heaven, “a real earthly paradise” with “houris” and “wine flowing.” This, Hitler argued, was much more suited to the “Germanic temperament” than the “Jewish filth and priestly twaddle” of Christianity.

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