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Previously on "They have obviously heard the old joke"

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

    I asked "how", not whether it had.
    I refer the gentleman to multiple earlier answers.

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  • xoggoth
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    I am suing NAT for stealing my intellectual property.

    Darn it. My claim has been dismissed because I no longer have an intellect.

    PS Bit like Atw's associations thread without associations. I had better not comment on it as I would just post "bum" over and over again.
    Last edited by xoggoth; 10 June 2024, 11:37.

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  • tazdevil
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    And how has that changed your life in any particular way? Genuine question.
    It hasn't in that life is affected by our decisions and not some foreign quango seeking ever more invasive federalisation against our (centuries in the making) normal codes of conduct.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

    If you build it, they will come.
    Let's see if that's true. https://forums.contractoruk.com/ligh...49921-one.html

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post

    yes
    I asked "how", not whether it had.

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    It would be good to have a one word reply thread. Yes, no, maybe, perhaps, possibly, never, unlikely, obviously....
    If you build it, they will come.

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  • xoggoth
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    It would be good to have a one word reply thread. Yes, no, maybe, perhaps, possibly, never, unlikely, obviously....

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    And how has that changed your life in any particular way? Genuine question.


    yes

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post

    I voted for sovereignty
    And how has that changed your life in any particular way? Genuine question.



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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post

    You told us that you knew what you voted for.
    I voted for sovereignty unlike most of Europe and most remoaners. I am very happy post brexit, it seems the government are being driven out based on their failure to manage the country rather than blaming it on the EU.

    The old joke is:

    he elderly American gentleman arrived in Paris by plane.

    At the French Customs he fumbled for his passport.

    "You 'Ave been to 'Franze' before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked

    sarcastically.

    The old gent admitted that he had been to France previously.

    "Zen, you should know enough to 'ave your passport ready for inspection."

    The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

    "Dat is impossible! You Americans alwayz 'ave to show your passports on

    arrival in Franze!"

    The American senior gave the Frenchman a long, hard look. Then he quietly

    explained.

    "Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in '44, I couldn't find

    any Frenchmen to show it to."
    Though that is not entirely fair as the free french fought like lions. Their Vichy leaders were more like mice. Guess which the EU remind me of?

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  • Paddy
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    You told us that you knew what you voted for.

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  • SueEllen
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    "I wanna live like common people
    I wanna do whatever common people do...

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  • vetran
    started a topic They have obviously heard the old joke

    They have obviously heard the old joke

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-Day-jump.html

    Astonishing moment British parachutists are forced to show PASSPORTS to French officials on landing in Normandy after historic D-Day jump

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