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Let's see if that's true. https://forums.contractoruk.com/ligh...49921-one.html
Darn it. My claim has been dismissed because I no longer have an intellect.
PS Bit like Atw's associations thread without associations. I had better not comment on it as I would just post "bum" over and over again.Last edited by xoggoth; 10 June 2024, 11:37.
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostAnd how has that changed your life in any particular way? Genuine question.
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Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
If you build it, they will come.
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It would be good to have a one word reply thread. Yes, no, maybe, perhaps, possibly, never, unlikely, obviously....
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Originally posted by vetran View Post
I voted for sovereignty
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Originally posted by Paddy View Post
You told us that you knew what you voted for.
The old joke is:
he elderly American gentleman arrived in Paris by plane.
At the French Customs he fumbled for his passport.
"You 'Ave been to 'Franze' before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked
sarcastically.
The old gent admitted that he had been to France previously.
"Zen, you should know enough to 'ave your passport ready for inspection."
The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."
"Dat is impossible! You Americans alwayz 'ave to show your passports on
arrival in Franze!"
The American senior gave the Frenchman a long, hard look. Then he quietly
explained.
"Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in '44, I couldn't find
any Frenchmen to show it to."
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Originally posted by vetran View Post
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"I wanna live like common people
I wanna do whatever common people do...
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They have obviously heard the old joke
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-Day-jump.html
Astonishing moment British parachutists are forced to show PASSPORTS to French officials on landing in Normandy after historic D-Day jump
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