Clean your pipes!

[vetran]

Bad enough having a swab stuck in at an STD clinic. Not that I'd know of course.

Reminds me of a story, back when we were teenagers, one of the gang was a male model he used to get a lot of female friends but his looks were his best feature, his personality was not so good. He was seeing a young girl who decided to play away behind a bus shelter. Our friend suddenly found his crotch very itchy after she next jumped him.

So he asks a mate to go with him to the clinic, however this mate had been to a nurses party the night before and enjoyed the intimate company of a nurse.

These two are walking to the STD clinic, in this particular hospital there is one corridor that goes to the cancer ward and the STD clinic. Who should be walking the other direction but the nurse Mate 2 had romanced the night before. She nearly turned him into a Eunuch there and then, until mate 1 explained he was the patient.

So yes as I understand it the clinic can be risky!

[xoggoth]

Bad enough having a swab stuck in at an STD clinic. Not that I'd know of course.

[ladymuck]

Eeeh! How would anyone find that anything but painful?

I suspect it's the pain that gets him off

[DoctorStrangelove]

Kinsey did sommat similar:

https://www.theguardian.com/g2/story...318919,00.html

Tormented by sexual guilt, he routinely inserted a toothbrush (bristle-end) deep into his urethra and scrubbed vigorously to excruciating climax.

And there's worse in that article. .

[xoggoth]

Eeeh! How would anyone find that anything but painful?

[vetran]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...ush-penis.html

Eye-watering injury of Indonesian man, 43, who shoved a toothbrush into his penis which snapped during sex

• The unnamed 43-year-old waited 12 hours before seeking medical attention
• The man confessed to using the toothbrush for his own 'sexual satisfaction'

ouch