Booze gift

[northernladuk]

In this case, she moved out first. He then got a new flat and moved out. The house gets a new owner on 1st March. It would be unlikely any presents have been left behind by anyone.

Result then!

[NotAllThere]

Many men leaving anything in the martial home would have left a few, erm, 'presents'. A last parting gift shall we say. I wouldn't be touching any bottle that's not properly sealed... and even then still maybe not. Check the seal for syringe marks first.

In this case, she moved out first. He then got a new flat and moved out. The house gets a new owner on 1st March. It would be unlikely any presents have been left behind by anyone.

[courtg9000]

Many men leaving anything in the martial home would have left a few, erm, 'presents'. A last parting gift shall we say.

Now this reminds me of my first marriage and the day I moved out of the marital home.
I was taking a break when the Jehovas witnesses turned up.
I told them that I was busy but that I would love to hear there stories and would they kindly like to return at 4pm whereupon I would entertain them and listen to said stories, refreshments would be generous.
I still have a copy somewhere of the voicemail my ex wife left me after they turned up at 4pm!

[vetran]

how was your wife about you getting your hands on someone else's Brazilian?

[NotAllThere]

"My neighbours who've we lived next to for about 15 years"

Oh FFS!

Oops. Fixed now.

The wine was vinegar. I'll try the beer today.

[Zigenare]

"My neighbours who've we lived next to for about 15 years"

Oh FFS!

[northernladuk]

My neighbours who've we lived next to for about 15 years - and actually sold us our house - are sadly getting divorced. Mrs Neighbour came round last night to clean up a few odds and ends

I'll bet she did you old dog you.

then knocked at our door asking for a bottle opener, so she could open some of her ex's beer that he'd left behind and pour it away.

Isn't that how all this started?

I'm now left with half a bottle of tequila that according to a Mexican friend should only be used for lighting bbqs. Some fine Brazilian rum, 7 bottles of wine and 3 bottles of beer.

Not a bad haul for ruining a marriage.

Worth trying.

Is that a Deja Vu moment from when you met her?

Many men leaving anything in the martial home would have left a few, erm, 'presents'. A last parting gift shall we say. I wouldn't be touching any bottle that's not properly sealed... and even then still maybe not. Check the seal for syringe marks first.

[NotAllThere]

My neighbours who we've lived next to for about 15 years - and actually sold us our house - are sadly getting divorced. Mrs Neighbour came round last night to clean up a few odds and end, then knocked at our door asking for a bottle opener, so she could open some of her ex's beer that he'd left behind and pour it away. Oh the horror.

I rescued it.

I'm now left with half a bottle of tequila that according to a Mexican friend should only be used for lighting bbqs. Some fine Brazilian rum, 7 bottles of wine and 3 bottles of beer.

One of the bottles of wine has a date on it. 1981. It's probably vinegar. There's no way he bought it - he's younger than me and I was 12 then. The others have no date, but look pretty old. Maybe we'll find a good one. Worth trying.