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Previously on "Do you identify as a Cat, Mouse, Dinosour or a moon?"

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by courtg9000 View Post

    You called?
    she arrived.

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  • courtg9000
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post

    Maggie, Maggie, Maggie!!!!!
    You called?

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  • woody1
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    At least if the trend is moving away from identifying as the opposite sex, there'll be fewer teenagers taking hormones or having reassignment surgery.

    Or will there? I'm sure there will be some unscrupulous doctors out there who would offer cat reassignment surgery.

    Anyway, if we end up with fewer geezers pretending to be female and abusing women and infringing their rights, that can only be a good thing in my book.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by courtg9000 View Post
    I have a firm policy on this:
    On Monday I identify as Roland Rat

    On Tuesday I identify as an Airbus A380

    On Wednesday I identify as Maggie Thatcher

    On Thursday I identify as a Ford Sierra Cosworth

    On Friday I identify as Tony Blair

    On Saturday I identify as an IKEA BILLY Bookcase

    On Sundays when I am drunk I identify as a Spurs Supporter!!!!!!!!!!! Otherwise, I identify as a goldfish on Sundays!
    Maggie, Maggie, Maggie!!!!!

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Protagoras View Post

    Probably waining
    waning surely like Waxing?

    https://spaceplace.nasa.gov/moon-pha...0moon%2C%20too.

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  • Protagoras
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    No one liked my Joke?
    Probably waining

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  • courtg9000
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    I have a firm policy on this:
    On Monday I identify as Roland Rat

    On Tuesday I identify as an Airbus A380

    On Wednesday I identify as Maggie Thatcher

    On Thursday I identify as a Ford Sierra Cosworth

    On Friday I identify as Tony Blair

    On Saturday I identify as an IKEA BILLY Bookcase

    On Sundays when I am drunk I identify as a Spurs Supporter!!!!!!!!!!! Otherwise, I identify as a goldfish on Sundays!

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Ah, I'm glad they cleared that up.


    How times of changed. We used to call some of the girls horses and we got caned for it. Bloody yoof nowadays, don't know they are born.
    I didn't mind be called Horse at school

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  • northernladuk
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    The kid didn’t identify as the moon but as a moon — and claimed to be able to cast curses on people.
    Ah, I'm glad they cleared that up.

    And The Telegraph also turned up a student who called themselves a horse.
    How times of changed. We used to call some of the girls horses and we got caned for it. Bloody yoof nowadays, don't know they are born.

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  • vetran
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    No one liked my Joke?

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  • woohoo
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    You are missing the bigger picture, we need to encourage this type of nonsense.

    Next time you find yourself investigated by HMRC just say you identify as a contractor operating outside of IR35.

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  • SueEllen
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    Except the story isn't true.

    https://www.theguardian.com/educatio...o-media-frenzy

    https://www.thenational.scot/news/23...-cats-rumours/

    The original story started in the US and then came to parts of the UK.

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  • Do you identify as a Cat, Mouse, Dinosour or a moon?

    https://nypost.com/2023/06/20/studen...nosaurs-moons/

    Students at woke schools in the UK have been identifying as neogender “furries” like horses, dinosaurs and even curse-casting moons — sparking outrage from Britain’s top leader and a government investigation.

    as far as the one identifying as a moon they are probably just going through a phase.

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