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Previously on "Do you identify as a Cat, Mouse, Dinosour or a moon?"
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At least if the trend is moving away from identifying as the opposite sex, there'll be fewer teenagers taking hormones or having reassignment surgery.
Or will there? I'm sure there will be some unscrupulous doctors out there who would offer cat reassignment surgery.
Anyway, if we end up with fewer geezers pretending to be female and abusing women and infringing their rights, that can only be a good thing in my book.
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Maggie, Maggie, Maggie!!!!!Originally posted by courtg9000 View PostI have a firm policy on this:
On Monday I identify as Roland Rat
On Tuesday I identify as an Airbus A380
On Wednesday I identify as Maggie Thatcher
On Thursday I identify as a Ford Sierra Cosworth
On Friday I identify as Tony Blair
On Saturday I identify as an IKEA BILLY Bookcase
On Sundays when I am drunk I identify as a Spurs Supporter!!!!!!!!!!! Otherwise, I identify as a goldfish on Sundays!
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waning surely like Waxing?Originally posted by Protagoras View Post
Probably waining
https://spaceplace.nasa.gov/moon-pha...0moon%2C%20too.
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I have a firm policy on this:
On Monday I identify as Roland Rat
On Tuesday I identify as an Airbus A380
On Wednesday I identify as Maggie Thatcher
On Thursday I identify as a Ford Sierra Cosworth
On Friday I identify as Tony Blair
On Saturday I identify as an IKEA BILLY Bookcase
On Sundays when I am drunk I identify as a Spurs Supporter!!!!!!!!!!! Otherwise, I identify as a goldfish on Sundays!
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Ah, I'm glad they cleared that up.The kid didn’t identify as the moon but as a moon — and claimed to be able to cast curses on people.
How times of changed. We used to call some of the girls horses and we got caned for it. Bloody yoof nowadays, don't know they are born.And The Telegraph also turned up a student who called themselves a horse.
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You are missing the bigger picture, we need to encourage this type of nonsense.
Next time you find yourself investigated by HMRC just say you identify as a contractor operating outside of IR35.
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Except the story isn't true.
https://www.theguardian.com/educatio...o-media-frenzy
https://www.thenational.scot/news/23...-cats-rumours/
The original story started in the US and then came to parts of the UK.
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Do you identify as a Cat, Mouse, Dinosour or a moon?
https://nypost.com/2023/06/20/studen...nosaurs-moons/
Students at woke schools in the UK have been identifying as neogender “furries” like horses, dinosaurs and even curse-casting moons — sparking outrage from Britain’s top leader and a government investigation.
as far as the one identifying as a moon they are probably just going through a phase.
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