AtW beware

[Uncle Albert]

Mrs Albert bought me a Russian advent calendar this year.

Every time you open a window an oligarch falls out.

[Zigenare]

All because he wouldn't drink the tea.

[jamesbrown]

He'd probably get a soft landing in the industrial bins underneath his bedsit, what with all the rotting kebab meat.

[SueEllen]

And of course his friend "drank himself to death". As you do. When the FSB come calling.

Was the drink glowing?

[DoctorStrangelove]

And of course his friend "drank himself to death". As you do. When the FSB come calling.

[sadkingbilly]

He was depressed, you know. Very sad about his friend drinking himself to death.

'COURSE he was

[ladymuck]

He was depressed, you know. Very sad about his friend drinking himself to death.

[xoggoth]

Not about squirrels or some posh car?

PS I did warn atW years ago to beware of criticising Puking.

[sadkingbilly]

Stay away from windows:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-64101437

Russian sausage tycoon Pavel Antov dies in Indian hotel fall