I've got a combine harvester...

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d000hg replied

17 August 2022, 14:04
Just thank the Lord they weren't enjoying a disposable BBQ.
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NotAllThere replied

17 August 2022, 07:02
Prosser : Mr. Dent?

Arthur Dent : Hello, yes?

Prosser : Have you any idea how much damage this bulldozer would suffer if I were to let it roll straight over you?

Arthur Dent : How much?

Prosser : None at all.

By a curious coincidence...
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xoggoth replied

16 August 2022, 16:58
Funny coincidence. I've Got A Brand New Combine Harvester by The Wurzels was released in 1976, year of the last big heatwave.
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SueEllen started a topic I've got a combine harvester...

16 August 2022, 05:54
I've got a combine harvester...

and I will just do some work why you have a picnic in a stupid place, then moan about me doing work.

Twitter link -

https://twitter.com/LittleBigFarm/st...fc1nxeg_Q&s=19

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/uknews...deo-berkshire/

THIS is the hilarious moment a furious man jumps in the path of a combine harvester claiming it ruined his family picnic.
In the extraordinary clip the trespasser can be seen standing in a wheat field as the monster farm machinery worked.
Without batting an eyelid at the thought of being churned up, he stands arms crossed in the path of the harvester as it hurtles towards him.

Video filmed by Twitter user Berkshire Farm Girl shows her and her mum race to the scene in their pickup truck after reports of a man amongst the crop.

As they approach, the mum can be heard communicating with a farm worker as they desperately hunt down the man.

She then shouts "oh my god" as a figure - in a red T-shirt and shorts - can be seen facing off against the combine harvester, which can weigh up to 100 tonnes.
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