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Previously on "What accent would you want your sex bot to have?"

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by quackhandle View Post

    Best not to have Buck as your safe word then.

    Bidibidibidibidibidibidi.

    qh
    I asked the wife what she wanted her safe word would be, she replied "Meatloaf"

    Surprised by this I asked why and she said "I'd do anything for love, but I won't do that"



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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

    So many levels of wrong.
    was that a Piers review?

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  • quackhandle
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    Originally posted by TheDude View Post
    Twiki from Buck Rogers.
    Best not to have Buck as your safe word then.

    Bidibidibidibidibidibidi.

    qh
    Last edited by quackhandle; 21 June 2022, 09:28. Reason: its Twiki

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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Eugggh. I made the mistake of clicking that "sex robot" link and saw "Piers Morgan sex doll could soon be for sale complete with lifelike orifices"

    I was just gonna have my dinner, have to put it off now, feel sick.
    So many levels of wrong.

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  • xoggoth
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    Eugggh. I made the mistake of clicking that "sex robot" link and saw "Piers Morgan sex doll could soon be for sale complete with lifelike orifices"

    I was just gonna have my dinner, have to put it off now, feel sick.

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  • saptastic
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    wierd science

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  • vetran
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    Dublin or Parisien

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  • jamesbrown
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    Originally posted by Guy At Charnock Richard View Post
    Janner always does it for me
    https://forums.contractoruk.com/gene...ml#post2587674

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  • TheDude
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    Twinkie from Buck Rogers.

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  • Guy At Charnock Richard
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    Janner always does it for me

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  • ladymuck
    started a topic What accent would you want your sex bot to have?

    What accent would you want your sex bot to have?

    Brits can't take world's first sex robot seriously as saucy doll given 'Glasgow accent'

    https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/wei...first-27173069

    A bizarre video of a talking sex robot has done the rounds on social media as it appeared to have a Glaswegian accent - leaving many in hysterics.

    The clip, showing Realbotix CEO Matt McMullen discussing how the Harmony 2.1 robot will work, was shared alongside the caption: "The first sex robots are about to hit the market."

    Matt explains how an app can be connected to the sex robot, allowing people to have a "conversation with it".

    The robot then "comes to life" and says (in an undeniably Scottish accent): "Glad you came back so fast baby, I'm glad you came back that fast.

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