Reply to: Property of the day, 1 bed, 1 bath above kebab shop

[d000hg]

Was going to say a young person working all hours to make something of themself might find this quite adequate, until someone pointed out you have to share the toilet/bath with other people in the house.
Were BR14 here he'd likely make a comment about the stink of curry.

[AtW]

"All bills included" would have been a dead giveaway that it's fake

[_V_]

I think ts about 5 years old.

Hence why it's at the bargain price of £900 per month. 5 years ago that would have been funny, now it looks to cheap to be true.

[courtg9000]

I'm guessing it was originally published on 1 April?

I think ts about 5 years old.

[ladymuck]

this one has been doing the rounds for years!
It crops back up at least once a month on my social media feeds

I'm guessing it was originally published on 1 April?

[courtg9000]

this one has been doing the rounds for years!
It crops back up at least once a month on my social media feeds

[ladymuck]

I was thinking more about assuming the position and then making a noise like a flock of starlings taking off at 7 am in the morning while your date sleeps, 4 feet away.. And the fact it doesn't look like the windows open. I don't think your airwick is gonna save that relationship.

No worse than any bedroom with an en-suite bathroom

[Paddy]

Must be a wind-up as B'mouth is one of the cheapest areas in the south for rentals.

[northernladuk]

I wonder if you'd be expected to vacate the room if at 4am someone else wants a widdle?

If I were a bloke, I'd definitely have a go at seeing if I could pee into the loo from the bed, or just make a hole in the mattress and do it straight into the bath.

I was thinking more about assuming the position and then making a noise like a flock of starlings taking off at 7 am in the morning while your date sleeps, 4 feet away.. And the fact it doesn't look like the windows open. I don't think your airwick is gonna save that relationship.

[vetran]

Thanks, one sugar and milk please love. Get a wiggle on!

FTFY

[SueEllen]

The shower is in easy reach from the bed but may not pose enough of challenge to some of us.

Drunk?

[northernladuk]

I wonder if you'd be expected to vacate the room if at 4am someone else wants a widdle?

If I were a bloke, I'd definitely have a go at seeing if I could pee into the loo from the bed, or just make a hole in the mattress and do it straight into the bath.

The shower is in easy reach from the bed but may not pose enough of challenge to some of us.

[ladymuck]

I wonder if you'd be expected to vacate the room if at 4am someone else wants a widdle?

If I were a bloke, I'd definitely have a go at seeing if I could pee into the loo from the bed, or just make a hole in the mattress and do it straight into the bath.

[northernladuk]

I assume the loo is in the same room as well? That's gonna make it a bit awkward taking the 10 pinter home after a night out.

[AtW]

Looks like landlord wasn't joking and I'll have to find a new place to rent