Not sure if this was in any of the vids but there was always:
I'm a winker* by Ivor Biggen and the Red nosed burglars.
* This is a misprunt.
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Previously on "Songs they probably wouldn't release today"
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostYes, 'naughty' clearly implies she raped a nursery-age child. Sheesh. The band themselves are pretty clear it's just a silly song about liking girls with big bums, you have inside information?
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Originally posted by vetran View Post
Ahem
You have another interpretation?
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Jilted John by Jilted John
Also Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves by Cher would have the snowflakes "fumming"
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Originally posted by d000hg View Post
You'd have to be pretty weird to think that's what it's about.
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew love before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Hey big woman, you made a bad boy out of meLast edited by vetran; 30 September 2021, 11:22.
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Originally posted by Fraidycat View PostQueen - Fat Bottomed Girls
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew love before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Hey big woman, you made a bad boy out of me
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Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
The name Jake was mentioned as a contact within the client that might be doing something and instantly I blurted out "Jake the peg, diddle diddle diddle dee, with his extra leg..." Fortunately, it was an internal meeting and not client facing.
see the train crash, live the train crash.
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Originally posted by vetran View Post
how did THAT come up in a Business meeting?
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Originally posted by vetran View Post
how did THAT come up in a Business meeting?
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