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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post

    That picture is wrong on so many levels

    And how did you access my Instagram account?
    I know I saw it on sickipedia and laughed out loud!

    M: One of his sheep? Not…?

    L: Yes!

    M: Flossy?

    L: Yes!

    M: But didn’t we…? (waves his hands in an exchanging fashion)

    L: Yes, Lord Melchett! BBBAAAAA!
    maybe?

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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

    So you can really toe it when driving in the desert of course!

    I have been a supporter of Bloodhound since it was first mooted. If I won the lottery, I'd give them the £10m needed to take the project onto the next stage.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    What is the point of making engines that can reach 218mph ?
    So you can really toe it when driving in the desert of course!

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    When did you shave?
    A couple of weeks ago the 26 year old goatie went. Very strange at first, but got used to it. Makes me look even younger ... perfect for chatting up those (not quite) separated ladies


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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post

    When did you shave?


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    That picture is wrong on so many levels

    And how did you access my Instagram account?

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  • Zigenare
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post

    When did you shave?


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    Threaded, son of Threaded!

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post

    Just think how inadequate I feel, my car only goes to 150mph
    When did you shave?


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  • DoctorStrangelove
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    I can't help there is a back story here. The only thing I can think of is that he's won it.
    We had one of those around here.

    He ended up in clink for beating up his girlfriend wife.

    https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-1m...-50658548.html

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by BR14 View Post

    FU2
    Aw, diddums ... did the nasty man in General upset you?

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  • BR14
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    Originally posted by Whorty View Post

    We can but live in hope
    FU2

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  • Andy2
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

    I'd be interested to know how he's got himself in to the situation of owning a Lambo but not being able to tax it. I can't help there is a back story here. The only thing I can think of is that he's won it.
    Back story could be ,he is paying alimony to his ex-wives or he engaged in some dodgy tax schemes and owes money to hmrc.

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by BR14 View Post

    my bike'll do that*

    *or upside down in under 2, if you're not careful
    We can but live in hope

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  • Whorty
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

    So people who feel inadequate in other areas can feel good about themselves
    Just think how inadequate I feel, my car only goes to 150mph

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    I'd be interested to know how he's got himself in to the situation of owning a Lambo but not being able to tax it. I can't help there is a back story here. The only thing I can think of is that he's won it.
    Then the sensible thing is to put it up for sale....

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
    If he can't afford the tax, how the feck is he going to afford to fix it when it breaks?
    Not even that. He's got a service to think about without it breaking down! That's not gonna be cheap. And there are costs even before servicing. If he's driving like a dick he's gonna want new tyres and at some point brakes. I had to pay 2.5k for disks pads and three tyres on a Cayman (not from a dealership either) so I'd dread to think what it costs for a Lambo.

    I'd be interested to know how he's got himself in to the situation of owning a Lambo but not being able to tax it. I can't help there is a back story here. The only thing I can think of is that he's won it.

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