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Whorty replied

23 August 2021, 22:33
Originally posted by Paralytic View Post

Lightweight!

Come on, £230k buys you a lot of White Lightening
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Gibbon replied

23 August 2021, 15:20
Originally posted by Whorty View Post

Definitely need to check out next time that the lady is properly divorced and not just believe what she tells me!

"young fillies" a fool and his money are easily parted, especially through an overactive imagination. The sex never lasts, the sponging does.
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vetran replied

23 August 2021, 15:07
Originally posted by Whorty View Post

Bought. I was planning to leave the area completely, but in the end I went for a compromise ... moving to Westbury as it's near a main train line that lets me get to London, Bath, Bristol etc easily, but I get to keep a big house for all my sh*t. Probably a short (ish) term move until I decide whose wife I want to do next, but it frees up £230k from the current house ... so worst case is I get CUKers very, very drunk for the next week!

FTFY
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Paralytic replied

23 August 2021, 14:58
Originally posted by Whorty View Post

it frees up £230k from the current house ... so worst case is I get very, very drink for the next decade!

Lightweight!
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Whorty replied

23 August 2021, 10:31
Originally posted by vetran View Post

a new set of pitchforks hey?

Definitely need to check out next time that the lady is properly divorced and not just believe what she tells me!
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Whorty replied

23 August 2021, 10:30
Originally posted by courtg9000 View Post

Will this one be on the telly?

No. I'm famous enough ... already having to fight the local totty off, don't need any more fans
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Whorty replied

23 August 2021, 10:28
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Did you buy somewhere or just going into rented as an interim?

Bought. I was planning to leave the area completely, but in the end I went for a compromise ... moving to Westbury as it's near a main train line that lets me get to London, Bath, Bristol etc easily, but I get to keep a big house for all my sh*t. Probably a short (ish) term move until I decide what I want to do next, but it frees up £230k from the current house ... so worst case is I get very, very drunk for the next decade!

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Paralytic replied

23 August 2021, 09:29
Originally posted by Whorty View Post

Nah, I moving house (hopefully) next month, so I'll have a new set of locals to stalk

FTFY
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vetran replied

23 August 2021, 08:27
Originally posted by Whorty View Post

Nah, I moving house (hopefully) next month, so I'll have a new set of locals to entertain

a new set of pitchforks hey?
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courtg9000 replied

23 August 2021, 00:15
Originally posted by Whorty View Post

Nah, I moving house (hopefully) next month, so I'll have a new set of locals to entertain

Will this one be on the telly?
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ladymuck replied

22 August 2021, 18:57
Originally posted by Whorty View Post

Nah, I moving house (hopefully) next month, so I'll have a new set of locals to entertain

Did you buy somewhere or just going into rented as an interim?
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ladymuck replied

22 August 2021, 18:55
Originally posted by vetran View Post

That's for Gin!

Damn right. And limes are for margaritas
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vetran replied

22 August 2021, 17:09
Originally posted by Whorty View Post

They're lemons

That's for Gin!
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Whorty replied

22 August 2021, 15:23
Originally posted by vetran View Post

ouch

Nah, it's hard to argue against the truth
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Whorty replied

22 August 2021, 15:18
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Anyway, I'm disappointed by this thread. I thought it was Whorty wanting to find out what the hip kids would be drinking over Christmas so he'd know what to buy when out on the pull. Instead it seems like it's just a desperate attempt at finding anyone who will talk to him cos he's shagged all the locals

Nah, I moving house (hopefully) next month, so I'll have a new set of locals to entertain
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