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[Whorty]

You saying warty has a baby carrot?

It's more of a raddish*





* now there's an image you're going to struggle to get out of your head the rest of the day

[vetran]

As long as it's an adult cucumber. There have been blatant increases in immature veg sales in recent years, baby carrots, tiny cherry tomatoes, practically embryonic young corn on the cobs eaten whole, and the authorities seem powerless to prevent it. I wouldn't be surprised if there are conspiracies in high places to protect the kiddie veg peddlers and exploit their wares. Perverts!

You saying warty has a baby carrot?

[OwlHoot]

It says sexually explicit, so I presume you can still be naked peeling the spuds, just not be there legs akimbo pleasuring a cucumber. ..

As long as it's an adult cucumber. There have been blatant increases in immature veg sales in recent years, baby carrots, tiny cherry tomatoes, practically embryonic young corn on the cobs eaten whole, and the authorities seem powerless to prevent it. I wouldn't be surprised if there are conspiracies in high places to protect the kiddie veg peddlers and exploit their wares. Perverts!

[AtW]

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Great way to increase adoption of tulipcoins

[vetran]

Saw this thought of you

[vetran]

Cocktails ... with chef's special secret sauce

Warty wants to get Saucy with Mordac???eekeek

[Whorty]

Note to self - if ever invited round to Whorty's for cocktails and cucumber sandwiches, stick to the cocktails...

Cocktails ... with chef's special secret sauce

[Mordac]

Note to self - if ever invited round to Whorty's for cocktails and cucumber sandwiches, stick to the cocktails...

[ladymuck]

wot abaht courgettes and marra's - EH? don't they, too, have rights?

I don't think Whorty is rogering those at the moment but it's worth considering in case the cucumbers go on strike

[BR14]

wot abaht courgettes and marra's - EH? don't they, too, have rights?

[ladymuck]

this whole cucumber pleasuring business is getting out of hand

I agree. Cucumbers have rights too!

[vetran]

The cucumbers are relieved, but the spuds are getting very nervous

That is not how my gran made mash!

[Whorty]

I bet the cucumbers in your local Asda are relieved.

The cucumbers are relieved, but the spuds are getting very nervous

[vetran]

It says sexually explicit, so I presume you can still be naked peeling the spuds, just not be there legs akimbo pleasuring a cucumber.

If so, still money for me to make

I bet the cucumbers in your local Asda are relieved.

[lorakeen]

It says sexually explicit, so I presume you can still be naked peeling the spuds, just not be there legs akimbo pleasuring a cucumber.

If so, still money for me to make

this whole cucumber pleasuring business is getting out of hand