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    #41
    Originally posted by Whorty View Post

    It says sexually explicit, so I presume you can still be naked peeling the spuds, just not be there legs akimbo pleasuring a cucumber.

    If so, still money for me to make
    this whole cucumber pleasuring business is getting out of hand

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      #42
      Originally posted by Whorty View Post

      It says sexually explicit, so I presume you can still be naked peeling the spuds, just not be there legs akimbo pleasuring a cucumber.

      If so, still money for me to make
      I bet the cucumbers in your local Asda are relieved.

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        #43
        Originally posted by vetran View Post

        I bet the cucumbers in your local Asda are relieved.
        The cucumbers are relieved, but the spuds are getting very nervous
        I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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          #44
          Originally posted by Whorty View Post

          The cucumbers are relieved, but the spuds are getting very nervous
          That is not how my gran made mash!

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            #45
            Originally posted by lorakeen View Post

            this whole cucumber pleasuring business is getting out of hand
            I agree. Cucumbers have rights too!

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              #46
              wot abaht courgettes and marra's - EH? don't they, too, have rights?

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                #47
                Originally posted by BR14 View Post
                wot abaht courgettes and marra's - EH? don't they, too, have rights?
                I don't think Whorty is rogering those at the moment but it's worth considering in case the cucumbers go on strike

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                  #48
                  Note to self - if ever invited round to Whorty's for cocktails and cucumber sandwiches, stick to the cocktails...
                  His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                    Note to self - if ever invited round to Whorty's for cocktails and cucumber sandwiches, stick to the cocktails...
                    Cocktails ... with chef's special secret sauce
                    I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by Whorty View Post

                      Cocktails ... with chef's special secret sauce
                      Warty wants to get Saucy with Mordac???eekeek

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