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[lorakeen]

It says sexually explicit, so I presume you can still be naked peeling the spuds, just not be there legs akimbo pleasuring a cucumber.

If so, still money for me to make

this whole cucumber pleasuring business is getting out of hand

[vetran]

It says sexually explicit, so I presume you can still be naked peeling the spuds, just not be there legs akimbo pleasuring a cucumber.

If so, still money for me to make

I bet the cucumbers in your local Asda are relieved.

[Whorty]

I bet the cucumbers in your local Asda are relieved.

The cucumbers are relieved, but the spuds are getting very nervous

[vetran]

The cucumbers are relieved, but the spuds are getting very nervous

That is not how my gran made mash!

[ladymuck]

this whole cucumber pleasuring business is getting out of hand

I agree. Cucumbers have rights too!

[BR14]

wot abaht courgettes and marra's - EH? don't they, too, have rights?

[ladymuck]

wot abaht courgettes and marra's - EH? don't they, too, have rights?

I don't think Whorty is rogering those at the moment but it's worth considering in case the cucumbers go on strike

[Mordac]

Note to self - if ever invited round to Whorty's for cocktails and cucumber sandwiches, stick to the cocktails...

[Whorty]

Note to self - if ever invited round to Whorty's for cocktails and cucumber sandwiches, stick to the cocktails...

Cocktails ... with chef's special secret sauce

[vetran]

Cocktails ... with chef's special secret sauce

Warty wants to get Saucy with Mordac???eekeek