Reply to: over ripe shreddies

[Whorty]

And you do realise it's not ladylike or gentlemanly to discuss it with someone of the opposite sex?

No, I don't. Sex, of all forms, is a natural act. Stop being a Victorian Dad and come join us in the modern society.

I mentioned a woman talked about "KitKat shuffle" and you didn't twig that was crude without further clarification?

I don't think it's crude per-se, it depends on context and circumstances of it being said. If it was a business meeting, and she puts it into the conversation then yes it would be inappropriate, but if it's part of banter down the pub then what's the issue? You didn't (and still haven't) given enough information so I can only go on what you have said, and that is that women talking about sex scares you.

You're trying rather too hard methinks

Nope, I just accept that both men and women enjoy sex and it's all natural. It's not only us guys who like to knock one out ... girls do too and just as frequently.

Unfortunately it's attitudes like yours that convinces people that sex is wrong, and women shouldn't enjoy it, thus causing far more emotional issues. Lose your prudish attitude ... you never know, you may learn something interesting about your wife/partner

[vetran]

And you do realise it's not ladylike or gentlemanly to discuss it with someone of the opposite sex?

I mentioned a woman talked about "KitKat shuffle" and you didn't twig that was crude without further clarification?

You're trying rather too hard methinks

I will tell one or two of my friends they are crude (in your opinion) many people don't get obsessed or embarrassed with sex and have open discussions about such.

[d000hg]

This was your original comment :

You said nothing about the lady talking in crude terms, or to someone she barely knows. Are you adding extra 'info' now to try to cover you being uncomfortable with girls talking about masturbating? You do realise knocking one out is quite natural, and it's absolutely fine for both men and women to have a bit of self loving?

And you do realise it's not ladylike or gentlemanly to discuss it with someone of the opposite sex?

I mentioned a woman talked about "KitKat shuffle" and you didn't twig that was crude without further clarification?

You're trying rather too hard methinks

[Whorty]

oh, how appropriate.
w*nkers discussing w*nking on an anonymous forum.
you couldn't make it up.

You do get the irony of your post, don't you?

[BR14]

oh, how appropriate.
w*nkers discussing w*nking on an anonymous forum.
you couldn't make it up.

[Whorty]

No, talking about it in crude terms to someone you barely know isn't ladylike. Just as a man crudely referring to his own solo activities to his mate's girlfriend isn't very gentlemanly. No inequality.

This was your original comment :

I've heard of ladies refer to a "Kit Kat shuffle". Although "ladies" might not be the most apt term!

You said nothing about the lady talking in crude terms, or to someone she barely knows. Are you adding extra 'info' now to try to cover you being uncomfortable with girls talking about masturbating? You do realise knocking one out is quite natural, and it's absolutely fine for both men and women to have a bit of self loving?

[d000hg]

Have to agree with you here ... there is still seems to be this cultural thing where if a chap and girl meet in a bar and go home and have sex, then she's loose, but he's a hero. Or, as you say in 3, if she masturbates then that's somehow not lady-like.

No, talking about it in crude terms to someone you barely know isn't ladylike. Just as a man crudely referring to his own solo activities to his mate's girlfriend isn't very gentlemanly. No inequality.

[Whorty]

Oh look a quiz

https://www.buzzfeed.com/jeanlucbouc...218768#5796889

one for the ladies

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/ent...ab1?ri18n=true


and for the dedicated 500 of them!

https://www.mantality.co.za/blog/wanking-euphemism.html

I personally liked

1. Going to the palm prom
2. Two-finger tango
3. Wax on, whack off
4. Fist your mister

I've always liked the term 'bashing the bishop'.

Had a girlfriend once who, her words, liked a good strum

[Whorty]

So they aren't ladies because (delete those that don't apply)
1. You know them?
2. They used to be dudes?
3. They masturbate and that isn't what you consider lady like?
4. They don't want to sleep with you?
5. They did sleep with you but charged too much?

Have to agree with you here ... there is still seems to be this cultural thing where if a chap and girl meet in a bar and go home and have sex, then she's loose, but he's a hero. Or, as you say in 3, if she masturbates then that's somehow not lady-like.

Personally,I'm all for sexual equality

But gents, please change your skids at least daily if you want to see the lass a second time

[d000hg]

So they aren't ladies because (delete those that don't apply)
...

Someone's grumpy today. And bad at guessing.

[vetran]

I've heard of ladies refer to a "Kit Kat shuffle". Although "ladies" might not be the most apt term!

So they aren't ladies because (delete those that don't apply)
1. You know them?
2. They used to be dudes?
3. They masturbate and that isn't what you consider lady like?
4. They don't want to sleep with you?
5. They did sleep with you but charged too much?

[vetran]

Oh look a quiz

https://www.buzzfeed.com/jeanlucbouc...218768#5796889

one for the ladies

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/ent...ab1?ri18n=true


and for the dedicated 500 of them!

https://www.mantality.co.za/blog/wanking-euphemism.html

I personally liked

1. Going to the palm prom
2. Two-finger tango
3. Wax on, whack off
4. Fist your mister

[d000hg]

Never heard of "5 knuckle shuffle" before. One does occasionally learn something from CUK. In the good old days we called it a J Arthur.

I've heard of ladies refer to a "Kit Kat shuffle". Although "ladies" might not be the most apt term!

[xoggoth]

Never heard of "5 knuckle shuffle" before. One does occasionally learn something from CUK. In the good old days we called it a J Arthur.

[Whorty]

Or exercise, so he's down to one pair a day.

Unless he considers his 5 knuckle shuffle as exercise too

Let's hope he washes his hands afterwards