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Previously on "The Whorty appreciation thread"
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I think you're missing the bit about me being a narcissist ..... all 'material' on me just feeds my ego, so I can't be blackmailedOriginally posted by NotAllThere View Post
It's under consideration. But first we need some (more) material to blackmail you with, otherwise you'd never do it.
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It's under consideration. But first we need some (more) material to blackmail you with, otherwise you'd never do it.Originally posted by Whorty View Post
I assumed you'd take that as my formal application to be a mod on CUK
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Yes - but what are your bad points?Originally posted by Whorty View Post
I'd say less of a wimp, more of a egotistical, narcissistic, sanctimonious, annoying, bald headed t*sser
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I'd say less of a wimp, more of a egotistical, narcissistic, sanctimonious, annoying, bald headed t*sserOriginally posted by vetran View Post
Bit of a wimp then?
I think that just about covers it
Although I am good fun on a night out down the pub and I always buy my round
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So it should you fawning, bedwetting lickspittle.Originally posted by Whorty View Post
That very act, of not writing anything abusive, has itself deflated my ego just a smidgy bit
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Nope. Not this time. I'm burnt out after having an eppie in the prof forums today.Originally posted by Whorty View Post
It won't last ... he's saving it all up for the killer post this afternoon to deflate my ego
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