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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    I seem to recall that motor home manufacturers didn't initially tell drivers that they mustn't leave the driver's seat after engaging cruise control. It was only after someone set cruise control then went out back to make a cuppa, crashed, and successfully sued, did such a statement get included.

    I really hope that's an urban myth but I have horrible feeling it's true.
    I know with the MacDonalds hot coffee lawsuit the woman was told to sue by some charitable organisation as many people had burnt themselves on their coffee.

    So I suspect more than one person had a mishap with cruise control in a vehicle before that person was encouraged to sued.

    In this case I don't suspect anyone else has been so stupid yet.....

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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    I always think so many of those safety instructions, don't let infants play with toilet cleaner etc., are unnecessary, that nobody is that stupid, but maybe I'm wrong.
    I seem to recall that motor home manufacturers didn't initially tell drivers that they mustn't leave the driver's seat after engaging cruise control. It was only after someone set cruise control then went out back to make a cuppa, crashed, and successfully sued, did such a statement get included.

    I really hope that's an urban myth but I have horrible feeling it's true.

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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    I didn't realise she is 40.

    Not exactly young enough to be so stupid.
    If there's one thing this forum has taught me, it's that there is no correlation between age and stupidity.

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  • SueEllen
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    I didn't realise she is 40.

    Not exactly young enough to be so stupid.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Do they all still have a phone helpline listed in the instructions? "I've glued my hand to my penis" etc
    How does one dial in that situation? Is that what a dictaphone is for?

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    I always think so many of those safety instructions, don't let infants play with toilet cleaner etc., are unnecessary, that nobody is that stupid, but maybe I'm wrong.
    Do they all still have a phone helpline listed in the instructions? "I've glued my hand to my penis" etc

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  • vetran
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    She has cut it off now.

    Woman who set her hair with Gorilla Glue cuts off her ponytail | Daily Mail Online




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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    She needs to get her hair off her head first.
    I bet if she did use a wig she would use gorilla glue.

    Reminds me of man who went into wig shop ansd ask how much a wig was. £100 + tax. The man said don't bother with tacks, I willjust glue it on...

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    Then she could get a syrup
    She needs to get her hair off her head first.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    Then she could get a syrup
    Could she borrow yours?

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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    I don't think she wants to rock the Sinead O'Connor look considering she was doing a TikTok video on making a great pony tail or similar.
    Then she could get a syrup

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Forever? So her hair has stopped growing?
    I don't think she wants to rock the Sinead O'Connor look considering she was doing a TikTok video on making a great pony tail or similar.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Forever? So her hair has stopped growing?

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  • xoggoth
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    I always think so many of those safety instructions, don't let infants play with toilet cleaner etc., are unnecessary, that nobody is that stupid, but maybe I'm wrong.

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  • _V_
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Apes go strong with shares
    ??

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