Electro Ejaculation

[jamesbrown]

nlady has been offering this since the mid 90s. For group therapy, she has a cattle milking machine.

[d000hg]

Though the father was already dying. They gave him a general anaesthetic, used electrical stimulation to harvest his sperm, then put him down without reviving him. The sperm harvesting didn't cause his death.

I think Dignitas are considering a similar service.

[vetran]

Though the father was already dying. They gave him a general anaesthetic, used electrical stimulation to harvest his sperm, then put him down without reviving him. The sperm harvesting didn't cause his death.

The French do call it le petit mort.

[NickFitz]

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It's a video of a lion cub
It was conceived by electro ejaculation of the father, who didn't survive (not visible)

Though the father was already dying. They gave him a general anaesthetic, used electrical stimulation to harvest his sperm, then put him down without reviving him. The sperm harvesting didn't cause his death.

[vetran]

Time for your electro shock session Mr NLUK.


You are next Mr Vetran

Thank deity I don't have an enlarged prostate like you! Maybe its your wife's little chores that cause it?

[northernladuk]

That's a hell of a climax.

Bet he got a shock!!

[northernladuk]

It sure beats the chap in a bowler hat shoving a fake pottery & rubber vagina with its own hot water bottle between a mating bull & cow. This was how they did it 40 years ago.

Now it seems they tickle their prostate electronically. I assume its the same for lions and less dangerous than trying to interfere while the romantic music is playing. Possibly NSFW.

How to Collect Semen from a Bull for a Breeding Soundness Exam

Time for your electro shock session Mr NLUK.


You are next Mr Vetran

[d000hg]

It was conceived by electro ejaculation of the father, who didn't survive (not visible)

That's a hell of a climax.

[vetran]

It sure beats the chap in a bowler hat shoving a fake pottery & rubber vagina with its own hot water bottle between a mating bull & cow. This was how they did it 40 years ago.

Now it seems they tickle their prostate electronically. I assume its the same for lions and less dangerous than trying to interfere while the romantic music is playing. Possibly NSFW.

How to Collect Semen from a Bull for a Breeding Soundness Exam

[northernladuk]

Safe for Work
It's a video of a lion cub
It was conceived by electro ejaculation of the father, who didn't survive (not visible)

Why do I think GoT would have an opinion on this?

[Eirikur]

Fancy giving us context so we know whether this post is worthy of the incoming -ve before opening the link?

Safe for Work
It's a video of a lion cub
It was conceived by electro ejaculation of the father, who didn't survive (not visible)

[northernladuk]

Fancy giving us context so we know whether this post is worthy of the incoming -ve before opening the link?

[Eirikur]

WTF?
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