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nlady has been offering this since the mid 90s. For group therapy, she has a cattle milking machine.
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I think Dignitas are considering a similar service.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostThough the father was already dying. They gave him a general anaesthetic, used electrical stimulation to harvest his sperm, then put him down without reviving him. The sperm harvesting didn't cause his death.
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostThough the father was already dying. They gave him a general anaesthetic, used electrical stimulation to harvest his sperm, then put him down without reviving him. The sperm harvesting didn't cause his death.
The French do call it le petit mort.
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Though the father was already dying. They gave him a general anaesthetic, used electrical stimulation to harvest his sperm, then put him down without reviving him. The sperm harvesting didn't cause his death.Originally posted by Eirikur View PostSafe for Work
It's a video of a lion cub
It was conceived by electro ejaculation of the father, who didn't survive (not visible)
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Bet he got a shock!!Originally posted by d000hg View PostThat's a hell of a climax.
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Time for your electro shock session Mr NLUK.Originally posted by vetran View PostIt sure beats the chap in a bowler hat shoving a fake pottery & rubber vagina with its own hot water bottle between a mating bull & cow. This was how they did it 40 years ago.
Now it seems they tickle their prostate electronically. I assume its the same for lions and less dangerous than trying to interfere while the romantic music is playing. Possibly NSFW.
How to Collect Semen from a Bull for a Breeding Soundness Exam

You are next Mr Vetran
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It sure beats the chap in a bowler hat shoving a fake pottery & rubber vagina with its own hot water bottle between a mating bull & cow. This was how they did it 40 years ago.
Now it seems they tickle their prostate electronically. I assume its the same for lions and less dangerous than trying to interfere while the romantic music is playing. Possibly NSFW.
How to Collect Semen from a Bull for a Breeding Soundness Exam
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Why do I think GoT would have an opinion on this?Originally posted by Eirikur View PostSafe for Work
It's a video of a lion cub
It was conceived by electro ejaculation of the father, who didn't survive (not visible)
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Safe for WorkOriginally posted by northernladuk View PostFancy giving us context so we know whether this post is worthy of the incoming -ve before opening the link?
It's a video of a lion cub
It was conceived by electro ejaculation of the father, who didn't survive (not visible)
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Fancy giving us context so we know whether this post is worthy of the incoming -ve before opening the link?
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Electro Ejaculation
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