Distracting Amount Of Pleasuring Devices (NSFW)

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northernladuk replied

16 December 2020, 21:57
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

The link is not behaving on my mobile but I would hazard a guess that it's a clitoral stimulator so it would face up towards the belly

That's gonna confuse him. He's been sticking it up her nose for the last six months. Dentist bills are the through the roof as well.
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Mordac replied

16 December 2020, 20:12
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Is that the collective noun, a distraction of dildos?

I'm tempted to suggest 'an Arsenal of dildos', since that neatly sums up the way we've been playing lately...
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clearedforlanding replied

16 December 2020, 19:26
Originally posted by vetran View Post

surely?

Whoosh.
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Old Greg replied

16 December 2020, 19:26
Originally posted by vetran View Post

surely?

Prolapse
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vetran replied

16 December 2020, 19:19
Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post

No, it's a gag of dildos.

surely?
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Old Greg replied

16 December 2020, 19:15
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Surely "Distracting number of dildos". Btw - labelled it NSFW. As if anyone needed to know.

Also, the previous title could have been considered as an attempt to bully a prominent CUK member. Good work.
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NotAllThere replied

16 December 2020, 19:10
Originally posted by Andy2 View Post

we learn something new everyday

Well, that's the last of Andy2 we've heard for a while. He's been busy fingering his botty.
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Andy2 replied

16 December 2020, 19:09
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

The link is not behaving on my mobile but I would hazard a guess that it's a clitoral stimulator so it would face up towards the belly

we learn something new everyday
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NotAllThere replied

16 December 2020, 19:08
Originally posted by nomadd View Post

Distracting Amount Of Dildos

Surely "Distracting number of dildos". Btw - labelled it NSFW. As if anyone needed to know.
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clearedforlanding replied

16 December 2020, 19:07
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

The link is not behaving on my mobile but I would hazard a guess that it's a clitoral stimulator so it would face up towards the belly

Odd that. I use it to tickle my scrotum.
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ladymuck replied

16 December 2020, 19:04
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

I remember a lady had one of those rabbit dildos:

Rampant Rabbits | Rabbit Vibrators & Dildos | Ann Summers

I got a bit mixed up about where to put that thing that sticks out the side.

The link is not behaving on my mobile but I would hazard a guess that it's a clitoral stimulator so it would face up towards the belly
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clearedforlanding replied

16 December 2020, 19:04
Originally posted by ladymuck View Post

Is that the collective noun, a distraction of dildos?

No, it's a gaggle of dildos.
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ladymuck replied

16 December 2020, 19:03
Is that the collective noun, a distraction of dildos?
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clearedforlanding replied

16 December 2020, 18:31
Never enough Dildos in any situation IMHO.
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d000hg replied

16 December 2020, 17:52
Mods can you add a "how dildos does it take to distract you?" poll?
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