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vetran replied

25 November 2020, 17:06
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Your pain doesn't make me feel good.

Not my pain, you are the one that seems to need fantasy friends. I have real life ones.
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AtW replied

25 November 2020, 17:01
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Your pain doesn't make me feel good.

vetran's got mental condition called apostrophelitis

HTH
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d000hg replied

25 November 2020, 16:52
Your pain doesn't make me feel good.
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vetran replied

25 November 2020, 16:26
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

We're the closest thing to Friends you've got.

Keep on believing that if it makes you feel better.
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d000hg replied

25 November 2020, 16:23
Originally posted by vetran View Post

drivel

We're the closest thing to Friends you've got.
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vetran replied

25 November 2020, 16:11
Originally posted by Paralytic View Post

Exactly as intended.

By jove, you've worked it out too!

Personal experience is a great teacher!

Last edited by vetran; 25 November 2020, 16:17.
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Paralytic replied

25 November 2020, 15:49
Originally posted by Whorty View Post

As in .....

"Churchy is as thick as mince. Some would say he's two households short of a full christmas"?

Seems reasonable

Exactly as intended.

Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

You're two households short of a full Christmas.

By jove, you've worked it out too!
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Zigenare replied

25 November 2020, 15:46
Originally posted by Paralytic View Post

I've coined a new phrase

"He's two households short of a full Christmas"

Feel free to use.

You're two households short of a full Christmas.
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Whorty replied

25 November 2020, 15:45
Originally posted by Paralytic View Post

I've coined a new phrase

"He's two households short of a full Christmas"

Feel free to use.

As in .....

"Churchy is as thick as mince. Some would say he's two households short of a full christmas"?

Seems reasonable
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Paralytic replied

25 November 2020, 15:41
I've coined a new phrase

"He's two households short of a full Christmas"

Feel free to use.
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AtW replied

25 November 2020, 15:39
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Hey when are you off to Mother Russia?

When you start getting “it’s” correctly - so that means never
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vetran replied

25 November 2020, 15:34
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Much improved usage of apostrophes and some people say dumb ones like vetran can’t learn!

Hey when are you off to Mother Russia?
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Andy2 replied

25 November 2020, 14:12
I am short of two households
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AtW replied

25 November 2020, 14:06
Much improved usage of apostrophes and some people say dumb ones like vetran can’t learn!
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vetran replied

25 November 2020, 13:54
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

More than 2 families you mean.

Who are these people who are willing to spend time with you? One imagines they'd have a far better time if they met up with each other somewhere else.

Yes like I am going to be interested in your somewhat offensive opinion about which of my rather large family & group of Friends I don't see this Christmas because people can't obey the rules. feckwit judging by your own standards.

Hopefully you will enjoy your Sally army meal.

you noticed it was a joke?
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