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Originally posted by quackhandle View PostHardly surprising, she moves from job to job where she consistently fails or messes up big time.
But no doubt she'll find another cushy number, to fook up in a few years time.
My money is on Brexit Minister.
qh
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Are we talking about the £13 a day for low income workers? Based on the absolutely outstanding percentage of people who isolate when told to now, I reckon 90% earn just a bit more than the £13 a day.
What if those down to 7 days also don't isolate? Bring it down to 3? Then 1? Then "eh feck it". And all this for a very reasonable price of just £7485958488373744 or whatever the actual number is. When it doubt, just give the feck up.
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Originally posted by dsc View PostFeel free to point out I'm blind but what's the reason for reducing the quarantine period? Cause 90% don't quarantine for 14 days so lets see if they are willing to do 7?!
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Feel free to point out I'm blind but what's the reason for reducing the quarantine period? Cause 90% don't quarantine for 14 days so lets see if they are willing to do 7? What the actual feck?!
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Originally posted by quackhandle View PostHardly surprising, she moves from job to job where she consistently fails or messes up big time.
But no doubt she'll find another cushy number, to fook up in a few years time.
My money is on Brexit Minister.
qh
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Hardly surprising, she moves from job to job where she consistently fails or messes up big time.
But no doubt she'll find another cushy number, to fook up in a few years time.
My money is on Brexit Minister.
qh
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Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
IIRC there was a recent story about a Chinese company that made male chastity devices that had security flaws potentially making them easily compromised.
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Originally posted by edison View PostGiven the rise in sex toys that can be connected to the internet, maybe this is a growing niche that we need to look into? I wonder what certifications are available?
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostShe has outsourced it to a private contractor who charges by 10 minute increments and has had no experience in dildo usageOriginally posted by ladymuck View PostNow that's niche!
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