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Previously on "Maybe bye bye Dido"

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  • DoctorStrangelove
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    A feminist Chris Grayling...
    We should thank our lucky stars the pair of them can't breed.

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
    Hardly surprising, she moves from job to job where she consistently fails or messes up big time.

    But no doubt she'll find another cushy number, to fook up in a few years time.


    My money is on Brexit Minister.

    qh
    A feminist Chris Grayling...

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  • dsc
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    Are we talking about the £13 a day for low income workers? Based on the absolutely outstanding percentage of people who isolate when told to now, I reckon 90% earn just a bit more than the £13 a day.

    What if those down to 7 days also don't isolate? Bring it down to 3? Then 1? Then "eh feck it". And all this for a very reasonable price of just £7485958488373744 or whatever the actual number is. When it doubt, just give the feck up.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    You don't get the money if the app tells you to isolate apparently....
    What app?

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    That’s the way it looks like, will probably involve some money that can be claimed for 7 days, so half the amount that would be needed to pay for 14
    You don't get the money if the app tells you to isolate apparently....

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by dsc View Post
    Feel free to point out I'm blind but what's the reason for reducing the quarantine period? Cause 90% don't quarantine for 14 days so lets see if they are willing to do 7?!
    That’s the way it looks like, will probably involve some money that can be claimed for 7 days, so half the amount that would be needed to pay for 14

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  • dsc
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    Feel free to point out I'm blind but what's the reason for reducing the quarantine period? Cause 90% don't quarantine for 14 days so lets see if they are willing to do 7? What the actual feck?!

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  • AtW
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    Dido is taking one for the team like a pro - she’ll go far

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
    Hardly surprising, she moves from job to job where she consistently fails or messes up big time.

    But no doubt she'll find another cushy number, to fook up in a few years time.


    My money is on Brexit Minister.

    qh
    That's fecked up already so she will be great at the job.

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  • quackhandle
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    Hardly surprising, she moves from job to job where she consistently fails or messes up big time.

    But no doubt she'll find another cushy number, to fook up in a few years time.


    My money is on Brexit Minister.

    qh

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  • edison
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    Screwdriving - that term is a new one for me - thanks!

    IIRC there was a recent story about a Chinese company that made male chastity devices that had security flaws potentially making them easily compromised.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by edison View Post
    Given the rise in sex toys that can be connected to the internet, maybe this is a growing niche that we need to look into? I wonder what certifications are available?
    Screwdriving. Locating and exploiting smart adult toys | Pen Test Partners

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    Now that's niche!
    Although looking at the private contractors currently used by the government, they'll probably find the wrong niche...

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  • edison
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    She has outsourced it to a private contractor who charges by 10 minute increments and has had no experience in dildo usage
    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    Now that's niche!
    Given the rise in sex toys that can be connected to the internet, maybe this is a growing niche that we need to look into? I wonder what certifications are available?

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  • ladymuck
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    She has outsourced it to a private contractor who charges by 10 minute increments and has had no experience in dildo usage
    Now that's niche!

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